wacker drive

Hell for a Chicagoan. Famous road, but no one ever takes it. Cuts through very useful places. However, GPS isn't functional on wacker,there are very few exits,and its difficult to get off. Rumor has it many uber drivers have taken one of the multiple wackers and disappeared. (there is a West wacker, easy wacker, upper, and so on...probably more but no one dares to find out) It is a test to an individual Chicagoans dedication to the city to escape from wacker drive.
My uber driver just took the wacker drive entry. Is he Crazy? What's going on?
by Chrisischristinenow January 18, 2017
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ur mom is a wacker
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A person, who is volunteer, part-time or call in the Fire or EMS service, or badly wants to be apart of such service and;
Always has the latest gear, the "coolest" shirts, plenty of stickers and too many lights on his car.

Wants everyone to know that they are Fire/EMS and are often found posting selfies in their Fire/EMS gear or uniform, despite the fact that their real job is at a supermarket or big box store.
"Hey look at that kid with his Saturn, he joined the fire department last week and now he has a lightbar and stickers all over it, what a wacker!!"
by nhbra November 02, 2019
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Pathetic hacker who chooses to target those in the worst possible situation.
Wacker=wack
by Ù make me sick March 31, 2023
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Deragatory slang for elderly woman especially if they’re annoying
Patty is such a fucking wacker
by Fortnite1500 September 06, 2021
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Someone who shoots people with real guns.
“Some fellah came into my house and wacked my best friend, he must be a wacker
by Calvin purdy August 08, 2018
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Wacker is another word for penis. Also some people say tali wacker instead of just wacker
Lil nig: Hey bro I went to Jessica’s the other day and showed her my big old horse meat wacker!

Fat nig: nice bro I showed my step sis my wacker too!
by BigOldApeTittysNigar April 10, 2020
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