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AOL Virus

The AOL Virus starts at log in, causes frequent system crashes, changes file formats, clings to the hard drive while resisting deletion, and ultimately siphons money from you bank account.
by Anonymous September 14, 2003
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baby virus

The consequences of having unprotecting sex resulting in an condition known as pregnancy. In nine months a small creature will emerge from the infected soul's vagina. Next time use a condom.
Oh wait, I think I might have the baby virus (damn those tarot card readings)
by Amanda December 5, 2002
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Shattered Virus

The condition where one person becomes exceedingly lazy, sloth-like, and so 'blah' that they are unwilling to do the most simple tasks, like read a few short paragraphs of text. Dereived from the user Shattered Rift, who has exhibited this lazyness on multiple occasions.
A: Er... mind reading this for me, I can't tell if it seems out of character or not.

B: No, I'm lazy.

A: -snorts- You gots the Shattered Virus
by Liz August 6, 2005
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vous

"You" in French - either plural or singular but then formal. Unless you address a kid or someone you're familiar with, use "vous". Canadians are less formal and more commonly use "tu" when addressing someone (whatever his/her age).
When hesitating (having a conversation with someone who's neither an elder or a kid, nor a member of the authorities), simply reply using the same form as the person talking to you.
Parlez-vous anglais? = Do you speak English?
Formal and rather litteral - more fluent forms would be:
Est-ce que vous parlez anglais?
or
Vous parlez anglais?
by Mielb December 28, 2005
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Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir

voulez=will
vous=you
coucher= to sleep
avec=with
moi=me
ce=this
soir=evening

*it should be noted that ce soir can be better translated as 'tonight'


Due to the directness of this phrase, it will never work on females. You might as well say 'baise-moi' (fuck me). Usually, this is said by americans on trips to europe who aren't used to handling any beverage with more than 0.2% alcohol
A: heeeeyyy
B: you're drunk, leave me alone
A: voulez-vous couch...
*kick in the balls*
by kung-fu jesus August 17, 2004
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asia vous

The feeling you get when at an award ceremony the same few asians are getting all of the awards.
Wow, Seoung Hou and David Fu are getting all the awards tonight. Talk about asia vous.
by Trice June 20, 2007
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Gay Monkey Virus

An Asshole Named Marcus Has "Gay Monkey Virus" He Attacks Them With His Nappy Ass Fashion..With I Find Annoying Af
Marcus:Hi
Me:Fuck Off Gay Monkey Don't Infected Me ASSHOLE! U Have Gay Monkey Virus!
by Retarded Error 404 September 12, 2015
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