To aggressively scrape the bottom of the car door on the high granite curbs of small town in Vermont.
Andy was vermonting the door so bad in Brattleboro VT that we had to get out of the car so it would raise up enough to be able to move the door.
by Double Z September 29, 2021

this is when a man and woman enthusiastically consent to have anal sex, but the man realizes he is attracted to males half way through and gets soft, immediately having to figure out how to exit the situation.
hey steven, last night with erica i had a vermont turnaround and realized how much i wanna fuck you.
by kalelover666 October 04, 2021

much like a dutch oven but instead of farting in your own blanket and exposing it to yourself u fart in a friends blanket (sleeping or awake) and put it over his or her head.
Dylan: "Bob are you awake?"
Bob: zzzzzzzzz
Dyan: im goin to vermont oven this SOB..... Lifts bobs blankets and rips a huge fart.
Bob: takes a huge wif while sleeping. "WTF was that"?
Dylan: "haha u just got vermont ovened!!!!"
Bob: zzzzzzzzz
Dyan: im goin to vermont oven this SOB..... Lifts bobs blankets and rips a huge fart.
Bob: takes a huge wif while sleeping. "WTF was that"?
Dylan: "haha u just got vermont ovened!!!!"
by 2 people September 06, 2009

the sexiest man you will ever meet in your entire life. Everyone instantly falls on their knees for him.
Korain: look! its my.. extremely attractive boyfriend, Vermont.
Celine: hes fucking ugly
Korain: die. he's hot as fuck
Celine: hes fucking ugly
Korain: die. he's hot as fuck
by penisluvr69 April 24, 2021

The unbelievable good-naturedness and genuine care that the people of Vermont naturally exhibit and exude on a daily basis.
Jim: Shoot! My car broke down.
Vermonter 1: Oh no! Here, why don't you pop the hood and let me take a peek.
Vermonter 2: I'm so sorry, son! I'll call in a repair man.
Vermonter 3: In the meantime, why don't I take you to my place and warm you up a nice glass of milk?
Jim: You guys are the nicest people I have ever met. You must have Vermont Fever.
Vermonter 1: Oh no! Here, why don't you pop the hood and let me take a peek.
Vermonter 2: I'm so sorry, son! I'll call in a repair man.
Vermonter 3: In the meantime, why don't I take you to my place and warm you up a nice glass of milk?
Jim: You guys are the nicest people I have ever met. You must have Vermont Fever.
by jhort April 15, 2014

Ejaculate into someone’s mouth, and pour sugar in afterwords. They then dribble the contents onto a pile of pancakes and eats them.
by Doc Richmond October 06, 2023

The Vermont Mop Job is the act of pissing, ejaculating, and shitting in each hole of the body part (Including the eyes)
by RoomNeural July 07, 2025
