human venus fly trap

When you fuckin a girl and when you almost finish she clinches her pussy, trapping you and forcing you to be her baby daddy.

Aye man were you with Keisha last night?
-Yeah man she gave me that human Venus fly trap

I'm so sorry bro...

by Kumpump June 22, 2016

on the border between Venus and California

completely out of touch with reality

She is on the border between Venus and California-she doesn't have a clue.

by theprincessofdarkness April 30, 2009

Venus-Dutch-Oven-Fly-Trap

v. The act of trapping your partner under the covers after farting when receiving oral.

Sam venus-dutch-oven-fly-trap'd me last night I was so mad!

by sm0kesta November 8, 2005

Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus

A wonderful series of relationship books by John Gray.

After reading Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, she realized the valueable truth in them.

by Starchylde May 26, 2016

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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by Thlayli February 22, 2003

[vegas venus]

Stripper , prostitute that will give you the whole package for under one hundred dollars

Did you see Hugh Grant with that Vegas Venus? Yeah, she was pretty skanky

by BabyRed December 21, 2008

venus fly trapping

Venus Fly Trapping is something that happens to thick and hefty women when trying to have sex; it is when a the vaginal area(Inside the vagina, the Lips, and around the thighs) of the female sticks together and doesn't allow the penis to penetrate inside, it can take many many tries before being able to penetrate without the assistance of a lubricate.

M: "why won't it go in???''
F: ''I guess I'm Venus fly trapping."
M: "Oh, well then I'll run and get the lube."

by The Worm Hole December 3, 2016