stay in drugs, don’t do vegetables, eat your school

very wise words from Sun Tzu

HEY, don’t forget to stay in drugs, don’t do vegetables, eat your school

by this username sucks April 20, 2021

You either die a hero, or live long enough to become a vegetable

- Sun Tzu

Guy 1: "Give me an Alpha Male Quote"
Guy 2: "You either die a hero, or live long enough to become a vegetable"

by TheGamingPop July 12, 2022

You can be my little vegetable ❤️

You can be my little vegetable

(phrase)
1. A painfully awkward attempt at flirting that guarantees you’ll never get a girlfriend.
2. A romantic line so bizarre and uncomfortable, it may leave the recipient emotionally scarred—or at least second-guessing their life choices.
3. The verbal equivalent of handing someone a wilted salad and calling it a love letter.

Girl: “Uh I gotta go eat a salad it was interesting talking to you ig”

Guy: “Well you can be my little vegetable ❤️ “

Girl: blocks number, files for witness protection

by drivinginmycarrightafteeabeer September 12, 2025

Spoiled vegetables

When you have to many hoes and you don't have time to clean up in-between women!

Man I didn't get a chance to even clean up after I got laid by Amanda and I let victoria suck off the spoiled vegetables that's all their getting from the Experience!

by Carrboy Experience September 3, 2023

Vegetism

Discriminating against certain vegetables for no apparent reason.

The cadet, in a traditional example of vegetism, was placed in CMC for cutting his romaine lettuce with a knife, knowing full well only iceberg is allowed to be so cut.

by grubecnerwal October 8, 2021

Frozen Vegetable

Someone who has done something really dumb that has put you at the advantage in whatever situation you may be in.

''No way... You Frozen Vegetable!''

by kikikiki2145 March 28, 2024

vegetable

its like a fruit but no sweetness. instead its used for salad and other thing, people like it for the savoury

yo moms gonna serve vegetables

by among us in real life sus sus September 8, 2020