by this username sucks April 20, 2021

- Sun Tzu
Guy 1: "Give me an Alpha Male Quote"
Guy 2: "You either die a hero, or live long enough to become a vegetable"
Guy 2: "You either die a hero, or live long enough to become a vegetable"
by TheGamingPop July 12, 2022

by Tdub57 January 16, 2019

You can be my little vegetable
(phrase)
1. A painfully awkward attempt at flirting that guarantees you’ll never get a girlfriend.
2. A romantic line so bizarre and uncomfortable, it may leave the recipient emotionally scarred—or at least second-guessing their life choices.
3. The verbal equivalent of handing someone a wilted salad and calling it a love letter.
(phrase)
1. A painfully awkward attempt at flirting that guarantees you’ll never get a girlfriend.
2. A romantic line so bizarre and uncomfortable, it may leave the recipient emotionally scarred—or at least second-guessing their life choices.
3. The verbal equivalent of handing someone a wilted salad and calling it a love letter.
Girl: “Uh I gotta go eat a salad it was interesting talking to you ig”
Guy: “Well you can be my little vegetable ❤️ “
Girl: blocks number, files for witness protection
Guy: “Well you can be my little vegetable ❤️ “
Girl: blocks number, files for witness protection
by drivinginmycarrightafteeabeer September 12, 2025

its like a fruit but no sweetness. instead its used for salad and other thing, people like it for the savoury
by among us in real life sus sus September 8, 2020

Man I didn't get a chance to even clean up after I got laid by Amanda and I let victoria suck off the spoiled vegetables that's all their getting from the Experience!
by Carrboy Experience September 3, 2023

omg, Beverley Wives must be my digital pickled vegetables, I watch it in the food court after class.
by kkkkkkkami October 15, 2023
