Big smoke: “I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.”
by ChrisJerichoFozzy June 7, 2018
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“Dude, two is one and one is none. What were you thinking?”
“Dude, two is one and one is none. What were you thinking?”
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Get the <.0.7.9.7.6.7.>2162 Valentine Avenue Valentine Two Thousand One Hundred And Sixty Two<.7.9.7.6.> mug.The phrase “two on the broom, one in the room” mirrors the rhythm and structure of “two in the pink, one in the stink,” otherwise known as ‘The Shocker’ but for men.
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by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
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