ones and twos

beat juggling two tracks __ track one to track two __ cutting up scratches from fader one to fader two __ straight dropping beats from track one to track two __ left to right __ right to left __ on that one two type ish—mixing the beats up back n' forth.

yo that turntablist be banging tracks back n' forth on those ones and twos—ill style.

by whack_not April 27, 2013

Turning two

Another way of telling someone you have to take a shit.

Guy 1: "Hey what's up?"

Guy 2: "Just turning two."

Guy 1: "That's disgusting. Dont pick up when you're on the toliet."

by southp8627 July 31, 2010

two and eight

It's Cockney Rhyming slang innit Geezah?

Oh. And it's the Bingo thing too...

"Two and Eight"... State. As in "Blimey! 'E's in a proper two an' eight, Guv..."

by Gor Blimey Howard July 5, 2004

two bills

200 as in 200 pounds, etc.

that fat bitch was pushin two bills, but it didn't stop Larry from knockin' it out.

by howie feldersnatch October 3, 2003

two a days

an extreme week of hell which football tryouts are held, where there are 2 practices a day

hey bro you ready for two a days ?

by mark andrews January 2, 2009

two-penneth

Oldish English saying.
When someone gives you his thoughts and views or opinion on what you should do about a situation or dilemma. It suggests that the opinion may not be worth much, but might nevertheless help you in your decision making.

Well that's my two-penneth - take it or leave it!

by Drom May 29, 2008

Two Four

A case of beer, containing 24 cans, hence, two four

Jack went to the party with a two four, and ended up chundering all over the dining room table

by The Sarge July 31, 2003