Whittle your twig

masturbating.

Yeah, I have to go home and whittle my twig. When do you get to whittle your twig?

by tengowood August 18, 2009

slip/slide a cig/twig

Sliding/slipping the twig/cig is the act of inserting an e-cig, specifically a Juul, into one’s oral cavity. Instead of “hitting” or “rippin” a Juul, the phrase is “sliding/slipping a cig/twig”.

To slide a cig is one thing, but to slip a twig is another.

To slip/slide a cig/twig is the insertion of a Juul into one’s mouth.

by cigsandtwigs December 18, 2018

twig

A twig is the name for a cell phone. One can all another's twig, or send a text message, or 'nine,' to a fellow brother's twig, and even more, one can drop a voicemail or '86' on a brosef's twig.

John does not carry around his twig, so he never picks up my calls. What an amatuer

by J Wall May 17, 2007

Alien Whore Twig

Girl who gets around and has a thing for dem basketball boyzz...extremely lanky but don't under estimate this tree.

Dude I got this AWESOME road head from Alien Whore Twig!

by KernDaddy March 31, 2011

Flamey twig

British slang for "matches"

Oil mate, let me use one of your flamey twigs to light my fag

by Gorbachev the snake August 5, 2015

Twig's Law

When you join a discord group chat owned by a large account with a big following and you enter voice chat only to be greeted with a hive mind of people that sound autistic and/or posses a lisp and quote unfunny memes.

*joins the discord group chat*
User 1: "YANKEE WITH NO BRIM!!!"
User 2: "BRIM WITH NO YANKEE!!!!"
User 3: "I'm catholic but I hate jews and blacks!"
User 4:" Did you see my big chungus man behind the slaughter yankee with no brim meme!"

Me: Immaculate example of Twig's Law. A bunch of retards blistfully giggling around.

by EnhancedAutism May 7, 2020

snap a twig

To smoke a cigarette.

Hey man, you want to go snap a twig?

by dennykins August 24, 2017