Whittle your twig

masturbating.

Yeah, I have to go home and whittle my twig. When do you get to whittle your twig?

by tengowood August 18, 2009

slip/slide a cig/twig

Sliding/slipping the twig/cig is the act of inserting an e-cig, specifically a Juul, into one’s oral cavity. Instead of “hitting” or “rippin” a Juul, the phrase is “sliding/slipping a cig/twig”.

To slide a cig is one thing, but to slip a twig is another.

To slip/slide a cig/twig is the insertion of a Juul into one’s mouth.

by cigsandtwigs December 18, 2018

twig

A twig is the name for a cell phone. One can all another's twig, or send a text message, or 'nine,' to a fellow brother's twig, and even more, one can drop a voicemail or '86' on a brosef's twig.

John does not carry around his twig, so he never picks up my calls. What an amatuer

by J Wall May 17, 2007

Alien Whore Twig

Girl who gets around and has a thing for dem basketball boyzz...extremely lanky but don't under estimate this tree.

Dude I got this AWESOME road head from Alien Whore Twig!

by KernDaddy March 31, 2011

twig

another name for schwag

I had to smoke that whole bag of twig before I was high.

by SupraX January 25, 2005

Slap-Twig Comedy

A comedy that tries to be slap-stick, but falls short, usually a failed sequel of a great original.

I went to see a much anticipated sequel to a great slap-stick comedy, but it wasn't even close to being on par with the original, it was more of a Slap-Twig Comedy.

by Eraudog July 27, 2025

Twig

The server owner of Io Hub, A.K.A The coolest person ever.

Rofl: Ew Mods Suck
Jellyity: Twig is lit as fuck.

by Jellyity December 16, 2018