What Colour Is Your Toothbrush

The best way to start a conversation with a complete stranger if you feel awkward

"What Colour is your Toothbrush?" asked James "Mine's Red"

by Iainnnnnn November 30, 2019

Sabre Tooth

This is a Woman well past her prime of being a Puma or even a Cougar. They lurk just before dusk in huge groups drinking Cosmopolitan after Cosmopolitan. They are looking for any form of action and are no stranger to the chase. They typically wear gray and white fur coats, have way to much gold jewelry, and wear more make up than Bozo the clown. If one of them approaches you quickly point her in the direction of the nearest early bird dinner and run for your life. These are the worst of bar patrons as they have nothing to lose and have heard it all.

OMG look at that dude he's getting mauled by that Sabre tooth

by Avran LeFeber June 30, 2006

Toothy

1) Someone with horrible/big teeth.

2) Someone who can't sing

3) Someone who has random creepy stares when the music pauses.

4) Someone who may be mentally retarded.

"Oh my goodness, did you see her teeth? Nichole337 is such a Toothy."

by Toothy Fan August 19, 2009

Snaggle tooth

when a tooth is bigger than the rest and usually tilted in an awkward position.

see Snaggle Tooth, the cartoon character, or Jewel the singer

by Ceclipse November 19, 2003

Horse-Toothed Jackass

One of Sal Governale's numerous nicknames for Howard Stern's producer, Gary Dell'Abate.

"That Horse-Toothed Jackass Baba Booey has enormous choppers and diarrhea breath."

by creedmoor September 8, 2006

Toothpaste Jenga

A game of spite where one person squeezes a seemingly impossible blob of toothpaste out of the nearly-used-up toothpaste tube, thus making it even harder for the next person to squeeze out toothpaste.

L: "Wow - I thought we finished that tube yesterday"
M: "I just squeezed a blob, now you're up. It's Toothpaste Jenga, baby."

by mjbiz3000 September 19, 2009

toothpaste tongue

the gross taste that all food acquires just after brushing your teeth

dude last night I got Starbucks but I had to spit it out, it was a total toothpaste tongue!

by scbe6811 September 2, 2010