travel porn

Fantasy freedom in lockdown, looking at mapquest in a state of near-erotic passion.
Distance and driving time, alternate routes, gas consumption, it was travel porn, as forbidden as his previous kinks had been, not long ago.
by Monkey's Dad March 22, 2020
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Fast Travel

When you sleep during a long journey while someone else drives, and wake up at your destination.
Passenger: "Hey bro I'm super tired, do you mind if I fast travel?"

Driver: "Nah bro go ahead".
by Bboyzxoxo July 21, 2019
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Intergalactic Travel

The travel between galaxies - which is considered complete and utter science fiction given the incredible distances. Even light will take 2.5 million years to reach our nearest galaxy.
Intergalactic travel, even to our nearest galaxy, would mean a minimum distance of 23,700 million million million meters away making it cleanly impossible.
by nick weiner January 26, 2009
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Travel Beer

Just a normal beer, but a Travel Beer is one you take with you when you go for a walk somewhere.
Richard: I fancy a beer but i can't wait til we get to the pub | Jess: Take a travel beer then!
by rach91 December 15, 2009
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Train Travel

the proest game in the world. if you didnt play it yet then why are you still alive noob
by Noobs Studios August 24, 2022
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traveling bunny

Similar to a traveling gnome, only instead of taking pictures with the bunny with each destination... the bunny is actually roadkill, dead & stuck the undercarriage of the vehicle.
I captured so many good traveling bunny pics, before I killed that Angora sweater.
by GlazeHer April 18, 2017
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Travel Susan

A Travel Susan stresses out all the time when traveling and always needs to arrive three hours early to everywhere, then waits at the gate on social media for hours.
Susan (Shouting from the car at 7:30am, bags already packed from three days before): “Hurry up! We’re gonna be late to the airport and miss our flight! There’s rush-hour traffic on the 110!”

You (forgot to pack: your toothbrush, your headphones, and possibly your passport, hungover from going out the night prior): “Quit being such a Travel Susan, our flight leaves at 9:30.”
by FuzzyDiceJams January 02, 2019
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