pharma nazi (transformers)

a pharma nazi is a person who thinks they know everything about pharma (transformers) and corrects people for stupid shit

normal human: "dude I love pharma"

pharma nazi (transformers): "actually *blah blah blah* 🤓☝️"

person who forgot how to spell pharma: "I love farma, he's so cool"
pharma nazi: "🤓☝️ it's actually pharma you stupid idiot butthead"

person who likes pharma: "I love pharma!"

pharma nazi: "I LOVE HIM MORE STAY AWAY FROM HIM I WILL RIP THE LEGS FROM YOUR BODY AND FUCKING KILL YOU I LOVE HIM IM IN LOVE WITH HIM HE IS MINE I AM HIM. I AM PHARMA I LOVE PHARMA AND NO ONE CAN TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME FOR I LOVE PHARMA MORE THAN I LOVE MY WIFE. MY WHOLE FAMILY MOVED TO ALASKA BUT I DIDNT, I LIVE IN A VAN WITH ALL MY PHARMA FIGURES BECAUSE I LOVE PHARMA HOLY SHIT IM GETTING A BONER JUST THINKING ABOUT IT I LOVE PHARMA OH MY JESUS CHRIST ALL MIGHTY I LOVEEEEE PHARMAAAAAAAA WOOOOHOOOOO"

Person who likes pharma: "Jesus dude you're a bit of a pharma nazi"

by DEMIPLIERR June 11, 2023

Transformation Chamber

A very extreme version of "beer goggles".

when a person who wears corrective lenses or glasses is -not- wearing them and is drunk and people become drastically more attractive and even look like wholly different people altogether.

guy 1: OMG I slept with who?!

guy 2: with insert name of mildly unattractive person...I couldn't believe it either.

guy 1: I knew I should've put on my glasses after I took my contacts off at our party...he must've went through the transformation chamber. I though I got laid by some chick who looked like Liv Tyler...

guy 2: hah...if only. you know, they say vanity is a killer.

by MadaoxSama September 28, 2009

Transformers

You have come out to your parents. They have become transformers

Parents: I love my son so much.
Didn’t you have a daughter?
Parents: No we are a transformers
Ahh

by Sucmygayas September 12, 2020

Transformation Tuesday

When an obnoxious person posts before and after pictures on Tuesday. They actually post them every day, but Tuesday is the important one. Most people who post these pictures have obviously not lost weight. It's truly obnoxious, if you do, your friends will certainly talk shit about you.

"Hey, did you see that Chris is posting his Transformation Tuesday pics? Which one is the before picture, I can't tell?

by Vapethat February 14, 2017

Broken Transformer

Someone in a wheelchair as they have got stuck halfway through the transformation into a machine.

"Hey look its a" broken transformer". (person in wheelchair).

by Killy86 January 19, 2020

#transformers

After you smash your pussy turns back to normal within 12 hours.

Omg #transformers

by Millylilly August 20, 2018

Maxwell’s transformations

The thing under which Newton’s laws are invariant

A: Are Newton’s laws invariant under Maxwell’s transformations?
B: Yes! By definition!

by Grim Result September 23, 2021