traffic waster

A person that's driving a car, lorry,etc, and is moving too slow, wasting other drivers time, usually leaving a long queue behind them.

This driver ahead of us is such a traffic waster.

by travel_to May 27, 2015

Traffic sushi

Grocery store sushi that you buy and eat in your car when you are stuck in traffic on your way home.

I spilled soy sauce in my car because I had traffic sushi the other day.

by Rubadook January 27, 2020

Traffic Fuck

When you begin to fuck and then stop for a little and then continue again.

Logan: I was with Jordyn last night and we fucked 10 times.
Billy: Like consecutive or what?
Logan: Nah, we fucked and stopped and then fucked again...10 times.
Billy: Damn, that’s crazy. Call that Traffic Fuck

by BilliamWeen June 13, 2018

Psychological traffic

Being stuck in pockets of slow moving traffic for no apparent reason.

I thought there was an accident on the road but there was nothing going on - so it must have been psychological traffic.

by dp.paz June 19, 2017

Panda-traffic

A grouping of vehicles (usually driving on a motorway) that has become 'stuck' precisely at the speed limit due to the presence of a police car travelling on the same road.

Whilst stuck in Panda-traffic, motorists' behaviour changes significantly, mainly due to temporarily no longer being able to break the speed limit. Motorists also become stuck in their lanes and generally behave more courteously compared with 'normal' traffic conditions (ie no police companion).

Journeys that incorporate a Panda-traffic encounter usually last significantly longer than they otherwise would.

Once the Police car has exited the motorway, normal driving conditions resume immediately.

"Sorry I'm late. I would have been here two hours ago but got stuck in Panda-traffic on the M1"

by Merchantmoo January 16, 2014

freak traffic

Unexpected traffic on a usually free-flowing street/avenue/freeway. May be caused by accident or construction work.

"I was going to be early for work but some freak traffic made me 2.5 min late!"

by Luis Levy May 20, 2008

Traffic lighting

Traffic lighting (use emojis)

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When somebody has been more than idiotic or dumb you use Traffic lighting

by Andy_Connor March 17, 2020