toys r us 

if you want to feel like your owned by
low life controlling poofters just work at toys r us.
oh yeah..and if you think about getting a job there..
you got more chance of getting money by finding it on the ground. dont work at toys r us.

unless you're gay.

"hey do you work at toys r us?
"yeah"
"can i just get this? in the catelogue?"
"nah im sorry we're sold out..again"
"you iz faggotz"
"yeah we know"

toys r us by Lioncage December 29, 2006

Toys R Us kid 

Someone who doesn't want to grow up. Comes from the commercial jingle "I don't want to grow up 'cause I'm a Toys R Us kid..."

Your mom got into another boozy cat fight? Jeez, she's such a Toys R Us kid.

Toys R Us kid by Ringos Tar July 7, 2011

Toyste 

A animal that creeps round at night, every living mammals deepest fear...

He kills all enemies that approach and analaly rapes them... He is a master of disguise and during the day is just a household cat.... However by night turns into your neighbourhood enemy
Toyste is watching
Beware

Toyste

Toyste by Swagger10 January 3, 2015

Toysbian

One who prefers the company of adult toys rather than a male/female partner.

If I ever get divorced I'm so becoming a toysbian. At least you can have your fun then put it in a drawer.

Toysbian by crovak January 25, 2011

desk toys 

Funny or unusual toys and/ or objects that teachers keep on their desks to amuse themselves or their students.

My second grade teacher had some really cool desk toys.

teacher cool teacher toys school

desk toys by akaaem October 5, 2013

Fuck boys, Buy toys 

To forget about men and buy a toy

Michelle: He treats me like shit

Nessa: Fuck boys, Buy toys

Fuck boys, Buy toys by Elly Greenwood June 23, 2011

Baby Toys 

When something is really easy to do. Another word for "Easy".

NORMAL - "Man that's real easy"

NEW - "Nigga, dat shit iz baby toys, nigga"

Baby Toys by ~Brotha Lynch Hung JR~ July 29, 2009