Vernon Township High School

whether it’s a crack whore or an executive human being, you’ll find those and the ones in between. Vernon possibly has debatably the weirdest mix of people, along with one of the worst football teams in jersey. You see such a hyped school when it comes to the school sports, at least until it comes to the pep rallies. if you are from the town surrounding vernon you are weird. It doesn’t matter who you are. you’re weird.

“Hey are you from Vernon Township High School? I heard y’all were weird.”

by beansinmybutt December 7, 2021

Lacey Township High school

90% white douchebags

8% asians
2% monkeys

“You know Lacey Township High School?”
“Yea, the race ratio there is terrible!”
“I know. They need more monkey representation!”

by >¢ March 24, 2022

Bartholomew township Brussels sprout

The act of molding diarrhea with semen to make a ball, followed by cooking it and eating it.

Friend one: it’s time! Are you ready for a bartholomew township Brussels sprout?
Friend two: yes sir! Semen coming right up!

by Lebronludortsex July 28, 2025

Condo in Harrison Township

A trailer in south warren

Peewee lives in a condo in Harrison Township.

by Steve Hilton May 29, 2025

Dennis Township

A town with most of its population being inbred rednecks with nothing to do there besides explore the woods or go to the recreation center.

Jim: hey John want to move to Dennis township?
John: fuck no it’s horrible there.

by FAT TURRET FROM PORTAL 2 December 14, 2023

Rockaway Township

It is the death threat capitol of the world. It has been said that middle schools in the area have supposed "gangsters" who rock the 973 area code. The local rap scene has OG songs like "Straight outta Copeland" and "Nibblers 4 life" AWA, better known as Assholes With Attitudes releases weekly hits recorded at the group's main rapper's mom house, aka behind the AMC. Depending on where you are in this area, It can be defined by 2 main sectors, the gays, and the fake gangs. The gays have their rap called Lil Artistic X, they also rock the iconic green dyed hair and usually wear some sort of rainbow color as identification of their rap affiliation. The mall in the area doesn't usually have many people with rap affiliation, but you will find a dominant species in this mall area, soccer moms. Overall, Rockaway Townships residents, are either too rich to care, pretend the assholes don't exist, keep it real, or become fake rappers or gangsters. But mostly just shitty divided community or a group of actually decent people.

I went to Rockaway Township, that shit changed me.

by LilLeaky May 13, 2024

Whoerie township

When the entire peninsula is down

Me and the boys are hitting up whoerie township

by Portwhoreonorbust June 24, 2022