Tote-bagger

A small constituency of upper middle class and piddling rich folks, often with advanced degrees, who tend to be moderately liberal on social issues and moderately conservative on fiscal issues. They all long for a “technocratic” leader who will listen to the experts (the middle way folks!) to enact sensible policies (supported by the middle way who benefit directly from them).

A reference to Teabaggers, since they are equally deluded.
Jon Stewart is the patron saint of Tote-baggers. They don't think he's funny; they think he's God.
by Punditos Maximos September 08, 2015
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tote bag

A bookbag that mainly teenage girls use to hold their shit in. Probably shit that won't fit in their jeans because those are too tight. I think that girls believe they are more fashionable with one and that it makes them look/feel a lot more womanly or feminine. Even if you are a shim, it
can boost your confidence. At school, its a replacement for a backpack. It's also a lot cooler to run in because if you're going to be late to class, you don't want your fat and overstuffed backpack (full of calculators, multi-colored highlighters, cheap lip gloss, and completed homework) flopping against your back and look like a complete dumbass. You can fit as much shit in your tote bag and it will still not look as gay and bulky as the backpack you previously used. If you go to the mall, you'll probably see about every other fucking girl with one on their shoulder. Sometimes girls carry two because they're just to lazy or embarassed to carry a bigger bag that will hold all of it...
Paul: Check out that girl's tote bag. She probably has nothing but her cell phone in it.

Ben: Ha. My sister paid me 10 dollars to drive her to Pac Sun just so she could buy one like every other 14 year old.
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Def totes

literally meaning definitely totally. It's used as an agreement and/or for emphasis.

I know it's redundant, that's the point.

Originated in SLOCAL when LMosko used it in a sentence, spread by JC. Brought to NorCal by Soup.
Miss Alyss: "My picture looks like a prostitute mug shot, doesn't it?"
JC: "def totes."

It does.

"We def totes need some (pussy/munchies/local awareness/entertainment)"
by JCeezy September 23, 2008
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totes mcgotes

This is totes mcgotes the best hun-cal froyo I've had in a while
by gtih October 10, 2010
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totes minotes

another way of saying totes magotes, but a cooler way of spelling
Jack: good talk
Emily: totes minotes
by lax196 November 02, 2011
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Totes Magoats

-Are you going to that part tonight?

-Totes Magoats


by jeo0619 March 27, 2009
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Tote bag

The begining stages of douche baggery
Josh was being such a tote bag last night at that party when we were playing COD
by mnqjso September 20, 2009
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