Ted awoke from a night of drinking to discover he was late for work. He only had time for a toothpaste shower.
by MMRE May 23, 2013
Get the Toothpaste showermug. by Steinerwoodwork March 19, 2025
Get the Toothpaste Foreskinmug. the result of mixing a particularly thick cum load with mints and mixing it up until frothy then storing for a later date
by pwggingurdad November 23, 2021
Get the organic toothpastemug. After you creampie her, you grab a toothbrush and press on her stomach until she vart’s out the jizz onto the toothbrush making a tuba like sound. Then you brush your teeth with it and go to bed.
by meatspindotcom October 9, 2019
Get the Tuba toothpastemug. A toothpaste beater is one who masturbates using toothpaste instead of just dry beating or lotion beating.
These people have the cleanest dicks around, as the toothpaste cleans all the smegma.
These people have the cleanest dicks around, as the toothpaste cleans all the smegma.
by A certain short guy May 6, 2025
Get the Toothpaste beatermug. A person whom you know but do not necessarily like. He dosnt amount to a “dickhead” but is a nuisance to himself and others nonetheless.
by It adds up September 4, 2022
Get the Gordy Toothpastemug. Orange Juice Flavored Toothpaste has to be one of the worst ways to make your teeth smell bad and have a horrendous shitty taste and smell so you do not want to use this. I used this when I was a kid and I absolutely fucking hate it. If you want trauma then use this.
"I wanna try Orange Juice Flavored Toothpaste."
"Don't do it or your dead."
"I don't care"
"Good luck, soldier"
"Don't do it or your dead."
"I don't care"
"Good luck, soldier"
by titandestroyer6000 April 29, 2024
Get the Orange Juice Flavored Toothpastemug.