Gordy Toothpaste

A person whom you know but do not necessarily like. He dosnt amount to a “dickhead” but is a nuisance to himself and others nonetheless.

Did you hear what Tom did yesterday? Classic Gordy Toothpaste behavior from Tom, just ignore him.

by It adds up September 4, 2022

Orange Juice Flavored Toothpaste

Orange Juice Flavored Toothpaste has to be one of the worst ways to make your teeth smell bad and have a horrendous shitty taste and smell so you do not want to use this. I used this when I was a kid and I absolutely fucking hate it. If you want trauma then use this.

"I wanna try Orange Juice Flavored Toothpaste."
"Don't do it or your dead."
"I don't care"
"Good luck, soldier"

by titandestroyer6000 April 29, 2024

Sloppy toothpaste

When you squeeze toothpaste into your dick and then unleash a mixture of cum and toothpaste into a girl's mouth and proceed to wipe it back and forth on her teeth with the tip of your penis

My girl's breath stank so I took matters into my own hands and gave her a sloppy toothpaste.

by Juicy J Escobar December 19, 2018

Toothpasting

Doing something impressive in a smooth, professional manner— like the consistency of toothpaste. Thus, toothpasting. Usually used in FPS game lobbies.

Ex.: Oh my god I just clutched that kill. I’m toothpasting so hard

by nyamunyamuchi March 28, 2025

Toothpaste on the floor

When someone finishes on the bottoms of their own feet (or their partner’s feet), accidentally or intentionally, causing a slippery, messy situation — like squeezing toothpaste out and letting it splatter all over the floor.

“Things got out of hand — I lost control and next thing you know, there was toothpaste on the floor. Had to grab a towel and apologize.”

by Angels naked April 28, 2025

Toothpasting

The method of draining the male urethra, reminiscent of squeezing an almost empty tube of toothpaste.

Hey dude, you've got hella piss-print. Have you been toothpasting properly?

by Prolapse2Wipe August 9, 2024

Toothpaste Foreskin

The flap of toothpaste that forms on the nozzle of a tube of toothpaste that has not been capped.

Rabbi Finkelstein used a tissue to remove the toothpaste foreskin from his tube of Colgate.

by Steinerwoodwork March 19, 2025