Toothpaste Tubing is the act of pinching the base of your penis after ejaculating and guiding the semen up and out your urethra
by ChazzaGrazza May 5, 2024
Get the toothpaste tubingmug. Orange Juice Flavored Toothpaste has to be one of the worst ways to make your teeth smell bad and have a horrendous shitty taste and smell so you do not want to use this. I used this when I was a kid and I absolutely fucking hate it. If you want trauma then use this.
"I wanna try Orange Juice Flavored Toothpaste."
"Don't do it or your dead."
"I don't care"
"Good luck, soldier"
"Don't do it or your dead."
"I don't care"
"Good luck, soldier"
by titandestroyer6000 April 29, 2024
Get the Orange Juice Flavored Toothpastemug. A person whom you know but do not necessarily like. He dosnt amount to a “dickhead” but is a nuisance to himself and others nonetheless.
by It adds up September 4, 2022
Get the Gordy Toothpastemug. A toothpaste beater is one who masturbates using toothpaste instead of just dry beating or lotion beating.
These people have the cleanest dicks around, as the toothpaste cleans all the smegma.
These people have the cleanest dicks around, as the toothpaste cleans all the smegma.
by A certain short guy May 6, 2025
Get the Toothpaste beatermug. To ejaculate from masterbation
“Why is this towel all crusty?”
“Sorry man, my girlfriend is out of town so I’ve just been slinging toothpaste all week”
“Sorry man, my girlfriend is out of town so I’ve just been slinging toothpaste all week”
by Michael Handy October 1, 2022
Get the slinging toothpastemug. hi its me again
ima continue this when you go to bed hang on
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you taking ya time child
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okay well you arent gonna sleep so ima just spam real quick
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thank you for everything you've done for me this year, like seriously I cannot thank you enough
you've made me happy when happiness was literally impossible to find, and you've made me so much more confident in myself
you are the best friend ("friend") that i could ever ask for and I hope you never leave
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now im happy crying so enjoy and bye bye <3
ima continue this when you go to bed hang on
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you taking ya time child
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okay well you arent gonna sleep so ima just spam real quick
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thank you for everything you've done for me this year, like seriously I cannot thank you enough
you've made me happy when happiness was literally impossible to find, and you've made me so much more confident in myself
you are the best friend ("friend") that i could ever ask for and I hope you never leave
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now im happy crying so enjoy and bye bye <3
by snazziest human ever :) December 8, 2020
Get the spicy toothpastemug. by Patch Adams Part 1 September 12, 2020
Get the bubble gum toothpastemug.