by obZen. November 20, 2015
Toothpaste Cheese is that cheese that they stick on those “burgers” they serve in American Public Schools. You can find it on the burgers they serve, and when you bite into it, it tastes like cheese mixed with toothpaste. They make the bun stick to the burger so bad, that you can’t even take it apart. When you actually eat the burger, and get a taste of that Toothpaste Cheese, you will find yourself making faces of confusion and disgust.
Jayson: Oh yeah they got fucking burgers today!
Mari: Nice, hows it taste
Jayson: Bitch this cheese tastes like Toothpaste Cheese
Mari: Nice, hows it taste
Jayson: Bitch this cheese tastes like Toothpaste Cheese
by Babygirl💅🏻💎 October 28, 2017
Peppermint Schnapps. Hillbillies can't brush what's left of their teeth so a quick rinse with the peppermint schnapps does the trick.
by JMCComedy November 23, 2020
When you edge, tie a rubber band around the base of your dick before it goes back down. Then, you pull the rubber band off, and you will cum, like squeezing the last of the toothpaste out...
by superguitarded May 15, 2020
hi its me again
ima continue this when you go to bed hang on
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you taking ya time child
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okay well you arent gonna sleep so ima just spam real quick
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thank you for everything you've done for me this year, like seriously I cannot thank you enough
you've made me happy when happiness was literally impossible to find, and you've made me so much more confident in myself
you are the best friend ("friend") that i could ever ask for and I hope you never leave
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now im happy crying so enjoy and bye bye <3
ima continue this when you go to bed hang on
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you taking ya time child
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okay well you arent gonna sleep so ima just spam real quick
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thank you for everything you've done for me this year, like seriously I cannot thank you enough
you've made me happy when happiness was literally impossible to find, and you've made me so much more confident in myself
you are the best friend ("friend") that i could ever ask for and I hope you never leave
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now im happy crying so enjoy and bye bye <3
by snazziest human ever :) December 8, 2020
by Xenogears7 August 26, 2022
Putting the Toothpaste Back in the Tooth Fairy
That was an enjoyable evening we had there Prime Minister.
Which one?
When you you exhausted yourself Putting the Toothpaste Back in to the Tooth Fairy.
Oh yes, quite right Sometimes I don't know where it all goes.
That was an enjoyable evening we had there Prime Minister.
Which one?
When you you exhausted yourself Putting the Toothpaste Back in to the Tooth Fairy.
Oh yes, quite right Sometimes I don't know where it all goes.
by weavehole December 29, 2021