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Mark Tomassi

Mark Tomassi is an absolute stud! He is a fuckin’ genius when it comes to designing shit for babies. Mark Tomassi is the cutest man in the world.
Mark Tomassi is a stud.
by NSFG November 11, 2025
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tomossible

Possible tomorrow. Generally used as a response to someone's question about when you are planning to do something.
Boss: "Jennifer, do you think you'll be finished with that report by it's due date tomorrow?"

Jennifer: "It's tomossible".
by Sean and Stacy September 2, 2009
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Tomas Pownall

Amazingly beautiful person. sensitive, great listener, funny, gorgeous but he doesnt know it. unique, great friend, honest, trusting. honestly a truly amazing person. wishes he lived in the 20's but im sooooo glad he didnt because then i wouldnt get to have him in my life. simple, sweet, perfectly imperfect. modest but awsome and just flipping insane. and hes funny :)
Person: oh my scone i dont know what i would do without Tomas Pownall, he is my favourite human being of all time! :)

Tom: oh sorry i was busy looking at other people (completely ignorant of his amazingness)
by she loves you ye ye ye :) October 21, 2010
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Tomas Pleitez

(Noun) (Taw-mess) A Latin stupid, yet smart and chubby man. A great kisser and excellent in bed. With all these traits he knows that he is a lucky guy, he has the most amazing girlfriend in the whole universe! He cant ever get enough of his girlfriend's hugs and kisses (well not so much kisses) he cant wait to see her every day and goes insane without her. His life is fun and so exciting and never goes wrong as long as she is with her.
by Tomarobby June 12, 2011
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Tomas Razo

The name of a brutal and tyranic lord in Spain in the 1300s.His nickname 'Devil of Madrid' was not only because of his ruthlessness but for his sexual prowess.Any one who claims this name is not only feared by his enemies but is loved by his mistresses
by Widget1234 September 25, 2011
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tomaisin

A less pretentious term for sun-dried tomatoes.
Tosh was right about sun-dried tomatoes, but these tomaisins are great!
by tomaisinist December 7, 2011
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tomasi matapula

An abo looking pedo who always seeks attention; in person communicating AND in the rear end. Tomasi is a guy who thinks he can brawl and stand up for anyone, but when alone, sits in the corner and holds his John and cries to sleep. Tomasi can also be a legend, as in legend at turning upto events "not" on-time or NEVER. Tomasi has a weak bladder and an anal full of tear gas. Tomasi is a strange animal.
*Fight*
Person: "You sir, must be Tomasi Matapula!"
*Watching Pornographic videos*
Person: "That actor's name must be Tomasi Matapula"
Person2: "The man getting analed must also be Tomasi Matapula".
by Idkwya December 10, 2013
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