jizz harvester

Someone who wants to have sex with you just to collect your jizz to sell it on the black market for immense amounts of money.

Dude stay away from her she's a jizz harvester

by poopyman September 16, 2013

harvester millard

a ugly guy that has semi rizz some might call him george rizzington

Harvester millard is so hot for he rizzed me up yesterday in the lockeroom

by jonathan the 5th January 4, 2023

metal harvester

A tweaker who goes out at night and steals any type of metal to sell for money to buy meth.

Don't leave anything in your front yard that might attract the metal harvesters....

by Knot u December 14, 2018

to harvest

(verb):

a) (antiquated term): to pick fruits and vegetables once they are ripe
b) (my modern, new-and-improved, definition): to invest the time, money, energy and hard work in order to achieve a noteworthy goal

high school is not a free matchmaking service, but rather an institution to harvest educated citizens ready to productively contribute to society

by Sexydimma December 3, 2016

to harvest

(verb):

a) (antiquated term): to pick fruits and vegetables once they are ripe
b) (my modern, new-and-improved, definition): to invest the time, money, energy and hard work in order to achieve a noteworthy goal

high school is not a free matchmaking service, but rather an institution to harvest educated citizens ready to productively contribute to society

by Sexydimma February 11, 2015

Cock harvest

The act of removing a mans penis to use as a holiday decoration

Must have been a good cock harvest this year look at all the cocks on the wreath

by Donkey oak October 12, 2017

Harvesting the pearl

The classy way to refer to female masturbation.

Ralph was back on his bullshit first thing in the morning, but Janet could not be bothered, as she was busy harvesting the pearl.

by U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D December 10, 2020