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dress tims 

a pair of timberland boots for 'formal' occasions, without a speck of dirt on them, while keeping another 'soiled' pair for the "construction site"
i put on my dress tims and me an' johnny d went to foolsley's

that bitch asked me to wear my dress tims!

i wear my dress tims to church
dress tims by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
The unfortunate act of wiping your butt and getting poop on your hands.
"Damn it! I wadded the toilet paper up too tight before wiping my ass and timsheled on my fingers!"

"That's okay I bro, I timshel all the time...just don't forget to wash your hands."
timshel by Scooby Don't July 26, 2016
an asain that runs CC and is not faster than heaton , and overlarged crackaddict who is Mormon,
Also gets pissed at people then runs faster..cant dance too..
oh look there goes Tims..
Tims by Sieczkowski September 15, 2004

timstine 

a brainie retard
timmy the timstine is a retard but knows the square route of 10,000,000
timstine by mr c guller October 16, 2008
When your friend Tim tells you to get a job but you are fine being a neet fuck.
I was going to have a good day but it started getting cloudy outside, and I was railroaded by a grade 8 timstain.
Timstain by Cynabal2 June 12, 2018
When your becoming partly drunk but your not fully drunk yet, so you are feeling very timsey
Person 1 “Bruv we’ve had so many magners tonight how you feeling??”
Person 2 “Bro i’m feeling proper timsey right now
Timsey by Bigman3000 February 27, 2019