a thousand

How many things you forget in a day.

You forget a thousand things every day, how about you make sure this is one of them

by CURNICNLGEE February 25, 2021

newsreader's trousers

The type of trousers one wears when walking around one's home wearing nothing but a tee-shirt, are described as newsreader's trousers. This is because some newsreaders, whilst wearing smart jackets and shirts, may have been naked from the waist down whilst appearing behind a television studio newsdesk.

Michael Fish, a once prominent weather presenter on the BBC, was once rumoured to have presented the weather wearing a smart jacket and tie and only a pair of underpants, knowing only his torso was in shot. Michael Fish once eore newsreader's trousers.

by dewexdewex February 7, 2007

I love you three thousand

When you just love your parents but they will sell all your toys if you don’t sleep

“I love you three thousand”
“Wow, three thousand. That’s a big number. Now go to sleep or I will sell all your toys”

by Some Random Eevee April 29, 2019

Trouser Snake

The Trouser Snake is the most feared yet desired animal in the Animal Kingdom. When threatened, the normally docile and relaxed trouser snake tenses up into an erect position in order to increase its size to scare off an attacker. However, if this show of size and ferocity doesn't provoke fear its attacker, the Trouser Snake has been known to use its body to viciously ram the opponent repeatedly until it is driven away. Even more astounding, if the trouser snake can't frighten off an attacker with its body, it has been known to spit a white, gooey substance into an opponent's face, usually aiming for the eyes or oral region. His substance has been shown to induce either two reactions - uncontrollable gagging and blindness, or curiously enough, intense sensations of pleasure and satisfaction. This act has been linked to provocations from surprise, physical stimulation, and also in displays of sexual prowess for its partner or potential mate.

Candy surprised a sleeping Trouser Snake by grabbing it around the neck - in response, the Trouser snake stood up and spit a mouthful of white goo onto her chest.

by MightyTightyWhities July 29, 2009

Thousand Elves

A nick name for menthol powder, such as Gold Bond Powder, when applied to your scrotum. Once the menthol kicks in, it has been said the cooling tingling feeling feels like, "a thousand little elves gently blowing on your nuts."

Nick: Damn it's hot outside. I'm friggin melting...

Steve: That's why I always use the Thousand Elves! The forecast down below is always a breezy 65 degrees with a high probability of AWESOME!

by CaptainSteve September 11, 2009

Red corduroy trousers

Either:

(1) the ultimate fashion faux pas

or

(2) an archaic hookup garment for gay men.

In 1950s London, when homosexuality was illegal, young homosexual men first used trousers made of red corduroy as a means of identifying one another at a distance, and of indicating that they were available for sexual liaisons with other men.

The trend is thought to have started out among recently-demobilised gay ex-army officers, but soon spread through polari subculture to encompass gay men in general.

The logic behind it was that red corduroy trousers are so hideous that only men who understood their true meaning would ever wear them, so there was no room for misunderstanding.

I see you're wearing red corduroy trousers. Does that mean you're up for some hot bum sex? And can I bring my friend Reggie to watch?

by Hangus the Monkey June 28, 2010

trouser trout

a penis ,dick, or cock

my trouser trout wants to jump into your lake

by boomer2 July 28, 2003