Thong-Dollaz

(Noun) Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons.
Copyright Jeph Jacques, QuestionableContent.net

"Lemme guess, you spent your thong-dollaz on lipo and a boob job? Of course, in your line of work those are tax-deductable"
Faye, Questionable Content strip #757

by Libby Shep December 10, 2008

Throng

When a large group of men gather around a woman wearing semi-revealing undergarments.

Wow, did you see the throng that showed up when Britney took off her pants?

by ElvisJumpsNine March 17, 2010

Thong-Wrong

1. A male that wears a thong. 2 A woman with a hairy ass crack wearing a thong. 3. Someone with no ass at all where-in the thong can not stay in place.

That was such a Thong-Wrong. You need an ass to wear a thong.

by the2ndflood December 9, 2007

Crusty Thong

The excess build up of ass cheese, vaginal discharge and sweat on that of a woman’s supposed “sexy” thong. This is do to the neglect of a daily shower and/or a fresh pair of panties. It will often resemble the color and texture of dried baby vomit.

Mom - (to daughter) Go get your sisters laundry and clean them please.
Daughter - Ewww!!! Mom!!! Come look at her crusty thong. It's the most revolting thing I have ever seen.
Mom - Dear lord, mother of holey Jesus, what in the hell is that!?
Daughter - Its her thong, I think. Im not touching it, you touch it.
Mom - There is no way I am touching that disgusting thing; besides, you found it first.
Daughter - No! I might catch something and OH MY FUCKING GOD!! I think it just moved.

by S.Reiter-H January 1, 2012

thong

(n) Very small underwear (or bathing suit bottom) with just a string in the back. Called a "tanga" in Brazil.

What a thong!

by Fangsta December 15, 2003

Thonger

a thonger is a mixture of a fat dick and a long dick .

OMG isabelle you have a huge thonger !!!

celeste have you seen luke’s thonger ? ;)

by thongerrrrrsss June 6, 2018

ghetto thong

Imitation thong where they pull their jeans down a bit and pull the panties up into their crack to make it look like a thong.

When she got out of the car her ghetto thong was pulled half way up her back so you could see the tats.

by nOTfORrEAL February 25, 2010