the classy thing

when a girl is giving you a handjob and right before she cums, she puts it in her mouth to avoid making a mess

I though she would do the classy thing, but she didn't, and now I have cum in my hair.

by Garrett Sheive November 12, 2012

we are a thing

To be in a pre-relationship before actually dating.

"We are a thing" don't tell other people though.

by Snap man February 2, 2018

dirty pretty things

dirty pretty things is the name of carl barat, of thelibertines, new band. the line up is:
-carl barat - vocals & guitar
-anthony rossomando - vocals & guitar (formerly of the damn personals)
-didz hammond - bass (formerly of cooper temple clause)
-gary powell - drums (libertines drummer)

carl is amazing and v talented and dirty pretty things will rock!

by acb.efg.ijk.mno.qrs.uvw.yz October 9, 2005

dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat

it's uvula but cardi dropped out of school

The small piece of soft tissue dangling over the tongue is the dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat

by anonymous September 15, 2020

long stabby thing

Can be used to refer to any form of weapon - especially a knife, golf club, baseball bat or even a spouse - that can be used to fend off thugs at the unlikely time of 3 in the morning. (Brought up by morning show host Karl Stefanovic and unintentionally taken way out of context by fellow news anchor Georgie Gardner on Channel Nine's Today Show in February 2011.)

(1) I grabbed this long stabby thing that I have next to the bed just in case someone breaks in.
(2) Tim is my long stabby thing.

by Quizmaster 85 May 24, 2011

Ain't no thing but a chicken wing

Used to describe an event, object or person which is of little importance. Stems from the fact that chickens (at least those bred as food) have wings but can't fly, rendering the wings unimportant. Can be used in place of a reassuring "don't worry about it" statement but often used as a sarcastic retort suggesting that which is being described is really not as important as the person saying it believes

Dave: Man I can't beleive I have to work on Saturday
Steve: Hey man, it ain't no thing but a chicken wing

OR

Dave: I got toally carved up by some d*ckhead white van at the roundabout
Steve: So? It ain't no thing but a chicken wing

by TheDirtyYoungMan January 7, 2008

greatest thing since sliced bread

Basically the greatest thing of all time.

That's the greatest thing since sliced bread.

by Ifyoudontknownowyaknow May 13, 2016