Whitney

To have a graphically violent bowel movement that penetrates your nose, ears, and mouth. Whitneying, whitneyed
“Dude, I went to Chipotle for lunch. It was good but I’m totally gonna whitney.”
by handiginge December 18, 2017
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Someone who you can smell from far away because it smells like fish also known to be a major thot all the thot patrols tryna catch her out here n shit
Eww it smells like fish...is whitney here?”
by Herro hoe May 20, 2018
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Weirdly obsessed with cows and ur mom jokes. Very annoying but fun to be around. Loves books and loves to procrastinate every assignment ever. Or just not do it. Seems like a 4 year old but makes weird sex jokes so isn’t. Overall a very crazy person.
Omg you are such a Whitney!
Really?
Yeah!
by TheStarGirl22 October 07, 2022
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A person who is weirdly obsessed with cows and ur mom jokes. Is very annoying but good to be around. Loves books and always procrastinates every assignment every. Or just doesn’t do it. Seems like a 4 year old but also makes weird sex jokes so can’t be 4. Just an overall crazy person.
Omg you are such a Whitney!
Really!

Yeah I can totally see it!
Me too
by TheStarGirl22 October 07, 2022
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A weird, ugly, annoying person. Who likes to stare at people. Also known as Nancy/Natalie. Listens to Juice WRLD and Taylor Swift instrumental. #NerfMiner
“Look, someone’s staring at me! It must be Whitney.”
by Nerf miner #3000 December 13, 2021
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A person who complains about everything after a routine medical procedure
That girl is being such a Whitney, it was just a tubal!
by Kbrochaim December 29, 2019
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A dumb bitch that will tear apart your heart and life you can never trust a person named Whitney she is the most manipulative person you will ever meet she will most likely make you think that she is becoming really close to you but it ends up that she never cared she will always turn the things she did against you over all Whitney’s cannot be trusted
Dude I just made a huge mistake

What is it
I caught feelings for a WHITNEY
by Astopidbitchwithnofriends November 17, 2019
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