ass weekend

When a male and a female engage in rectal intercourse for a period of 48 hours without a single break for food, drink, sleep, or restroom needs.

"Hey you wanna hang out this weekend?"
"Nah fam, me and the miss are planning on 48 straight hours of ass"
"I feel you, a good ass weekend sounds pretty nice right about now."

by Thatbibbabambeid August 31, 2017

Weekend ham

Weekend ham is when you and your boyfriend have been too busy during the week to have sex so you make time on the weekend.

Since we've been quite busy lately do you fancy some weekend ham?

by [Online name] July 16, 2019

Double Weekend

A four day weekend.

Having some combination of Saturday, Sunday and 2 other days off to make your weekend twice as long as usual.

Dude 1: "Have a good weekend mang, see you Monday."

Dude 2 "Nah Brahj, see you Wednesday, I got a double weekend, Monday and Tuesday off."

by Bad Larry Tanzania February 17, 2014

nude weekend

When a bunch of adults dont tell there kids what they are doing and scares the shit out of them

Kids leave the house for a few days
why?
We are having a nude weekend
Holy shit

by A man of his word November 15, 2010

Weekend Warrior

Non-active military personnel, meaning reservists. Reservists in the military only work on the weekends. Usually used by active duty guys as joke to lightly make fun of reservists.

Marine: You Active or Reserve?
Seaman: Reservist
Airman: You're a Weekend warrior?

by Chopped Up Cow December 8, 2021

Jewish weekend

Taking a Friday and Saturday off from work/social organizations instead of having a Saturday and Sunday off (or any one, or combination of day(s) off excluding Friday and Saturday). Refers to the Jewish schools, or "Yeshiva", where the Jewish people take Friday and Saturday from school to attend temple.

Guy: Hey, boss. May I have take a Jewish weekend? May I take off on Friday and come in to work on Sunday? I have to attend a wedding.

Boss: Sure.

Guy: Thanks!

by TheGamingGamer1 June 22, 2014

Weekend Creamer

Adding Baileys or Carolans to your coffee on non-work mornings.

We are almost out of weekend creamer and it’s only Saturday.

by Icameupwithit July 11, 2018