Vermont Mud Facial

When you’re about to cum during anal sex, you pull it out and spray your muddy load all over your partners face thus resulting in a muddy facial.

Duuuude! I heard that Omar gave Amy a huge Vermont Mud Facial and she licked her lips after.

by Muddyme December 9, 2023

Vermont

A fake state created by the American government in order to hide the fact that the earth is flat. Vermonters are actually aliens in disguise who’ve infiltrated the earth in order to take over on 2032. The government currently can’t t do anything about the invasion because they don’t want the world to find out Vermont isn’t real. “Vermont”, or whatever it’s actually called is the cause of the end of the world.

“Alien #1” I sure do love Vermont!
Billy: Who tf even are you

by EIon Musk March 4, 2019

Vermont Vegan Vacuum

When a girl sticks a piece of celery in her pussy and their vegan partner sucks on it.

Mike: I'm vegan, so I did a Vermont Vegan Vacuum on a girl.

by FreightTrainFrank July 12, 2016

Vermont Sap Bucket

Ejaculate into someone’s mouth, and pour sugar in afterwords. They then dribble the contents onto a pile of pancakes and eats them.

She was hangry so I served her a Vermont Sap Bucket.

by Doc Richmond October 6, 2023

Vermont Hunting

Waste of time

Vermont Hunting deer season

by bob greggery November 10, 2010

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025

Vermont

An imaginary state that doesn't exist and never will
like who even actually lives here

P1: "have you guys ever been to vermont"
P2:"wtf is a vermont"
P3:"a place in pennsylvania i think"

by radical_arson93 March 19, 2021