Back up the brink's truck

A term said by Chris D'elia, it's when one strives to make so many stacks of cash, that they would need a brink's truck for it. The more stacks one makes, more backup for said brink's truck

Guy 1: "Why does Adam Sandler star in such awful films?"
Guy 2: "Hey, gotta back up the brink's truck somehow baby!"

by T2425 June 22, 2018

The Ice Cream Truck

One in the front and a fist full of ice in the rear.
Similar to The Van only funnier and colder.
See also: The Shocker

Bitch was gettin uppity about my fist in her ass, so I decided to chill her out with the Ice Cream Truck.

by Sphincter_Soup April 19, 2009

The Philly dump truck

When you make love to a woman's breasts with your penis, and then poop onto her belly.

Oh man that girl is so cool. She let me do the Philly dump truck on her stomach. I love her man!

by JeeeIs July 5, 2014

The Glass Road Trucker

The act of defecating on your victim's back deck within wiping distance of a sliding glass door. Next spread cheeks and press against glass. Using a downward motion, leave your 'skid mark'.

Bonus points for the ding-dong-ditch immediately after.

Fuck that asshole! The Glass Road Truckers haul ass tonight!

by Dachau Cabana August 9, 2010

The Nebraska Hand-Truck

The act of leading two turgid men into a cornfield by their "cobs" with intent of "husking" them with any given orifice.

FarmersOnly is a great place to meet folks into The Nebraska Hand-truck.

by Flickes October 22, 2018

The Long Haul Trucker (Fart)

A fart that travels up the entire length of one's buttcrack before "sputtering", "squealing" or going "pop, pop, pop" once it reaches the lower back. This generally occurs when in a sitting position, especially on leather or vinyl.

The Long Haul Trucker (Fart) scenario#1:"Man, I gotta fart, but there's so many people in the car.. I'll just ease one out..Uh, oh! UH OH! "Squeeeeeeeeeal, POP!" Oops.

The Long Haul Trucker (Fart)"scenario#2: "Oh my God, I've been standing here listening to my boss yammer on for 15min, and man, I totally gotta shit! I'll just squeeze my cheeks a little harder..oh no.."Slide..sputter!, sputter!, sputter!"

by CarridesthroughAZ September 5, 2012

trank in the jugular

When a person is acting strange, bizarre or has a strange idea that makes no logical sense. Comes from the movie Old School after Will Farrel shoots himself with a tranquilizer dart

Tech 1: This customer thinks we can change the code to have clowns appear whenever the OK button is checked.

Tech 2: Sounds like they have a trank in the jugular

by Tech Support Guy June 16, 2011