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texan toquito

When you are being sexual. You pull out dab some hot sauce on it. And continue handeling your business and hold on.
I did a new move last night. Called the Texan toquito
by Sir rocardo June 14, 2018
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Texan cumshake

When you ejaculate in a female as a male and sick the semen out and adding some ice cream made from titty milk and blending it up together making a cum flavored milkshake ot share amongst your freinds
M, m, m! This Texan cumshake is good!
by I'm number jaun August 8, 2022
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Texan Tub Chub

When your elderly father overestimates his own strength and gets stuck in the bath tub, you have to help him out, and you see his shrivelly willy in the process.
Sarah has been traumatized by the Texan Tub Chub and never wants to see her dad’s junk ever again.
by Nat R. September 6, 2023
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Texan cumshake

When you ejaculate into a females vagina and suck the semen out and mix it with some ice cream make from human titty milk and blending it together to share amongst your freinds as a "milkshake"
This Texan cumshake is gonna be good!
by I'm number jaun August 8, 2022
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Mckinney Texan

a town in Texas full of curly haired, stuck up, middle class, white kid wanna be gangsters that have the iq of their own shoe size. they always feel the need to be on top of everything and will blow up any situation up using “wanna fight” as a defense mechanism.
“what?? you’re a McKinney Texan?”
*feels threatened* “you got a problem?” “wanna fight? “do we need to fight?”
by Mckinneyangerissuesorg December 29, 2020
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Texan Tick-Tock

When a guy cums in a girls ass, then sucks it out and spits it into her mouth. She then spits it into his ass to finish
"Oh yeh she's real dirty. She even did a texan tick-tock last night!"
by Big_Kinky_Boy October 20, 2016
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True Texan

The kind of person who wears cowboy hats and boots, has an open carry license, and knows only two things that come from Italy: Pasta and Firearms.
Girl 1: Hey did you see that guy who walked up to me?
Girl 2: The one with the cowboy hat? He was a true texan alright.
by My Snake is Solid April 17, 2019
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