Sloppy Joe

When a guy eats a girl’s poop and then proceeds to eat her out.

Doctor: What do you think caused this UTI?
Girl: It was probably from when my boyfriend gave me a Sloppy Joe.

by BigSlop January 15, 2018

Sloppy Joe

When it’s so hot outside even your vagina gets hot and sweaty.

It’s so hot outside tonight I think every girl in Missouri has a sloppy Joe!

by CrazyGreenDragon June 16, 2022

sloppy joe sitting

Kind of like cake farts but with sloppy Joe's. They are meant to be eaten afterwards.

Hey babe, I have a new kink I want to try out. It's sloppy joe sitting. It'll be an awesome dinner date

by Lavalarrys September 17, 2023

Alaskan sloppy joe

An Alaskan sloppy joe is when 3 people are invoked in an orgy. The flattest girls are on the top and bottom while the fatest is in the middle.

Ayo that girl had an Alaskan sloppy joe yesterday!!

by Boiwhathehellboi June 26, 2021

Sloppy Joe

When you give your boyfriend (that has the name joe) A very sloppy blowjob

Can you give me a sloppy joe tonight? not the burger. ;)

by joesgurl March 7, 2017

Joe Sloppy

When you have the bread in the middle and the meat on the top and bottom

I'm loving this Joe Sloppy right now

by Xryxix June 23, 2024

Sloppy Joe

When someone with dementia sucks you off with a mouth full of dip.

Grandma gave me a sloppy Joe.

by Sky-Daddy April 22, 2024