Top Sheeting

1. Reading only the first few pages of a large file or manuscript and coming to a premature conclusion that makes you look and sound like an ass.

2. Judging someone by just a photograph and think you know their whole life.

The probation assistant was top sheeting my crminal records and totally missed all of my warrants, and now I'm a free man.

by LeddedBee August 17, 2019

Sheet Blood

Blood leaking for the rectal area during sleep....on the bed sheets..

Man, i sheet blood for a week..

by jomama94 November 23, 2009

Side Sheet

The bed sheets of your side chick.

Gettin' rowdy with those side sheets on the floor.

by SideSheetz September 21, 2017

white sheeting

Going to an Amish culture and having sex with a woman through a hole in a white sheet for money.

Big H made 300 dollars white sheeting last night!

by Teegee1010 December 7, 2015

rippin sheets

Someone whose planning of fucking or having sex with someone.

SAM- "Tracy is such a hoe don't you think?"
CAT- "yea! I heard that she and one of her boyfriends are planning on rippin sheets ,girl"

by PrettiGurlnicki October 15, 2010

fitted sheet

When it's REAL tight!

Kara's body was like a fitted sheet!

by Treytreynoodles March 10, 2017

ass sheets

Toilet paper.

I picked up some spare ass sheets the other day.

by CakeLegends July 21, 2016