by That nigga from the j February 24, 2025

A discarded hypodermic needle commonly found in large metropolitan areas, abandoned by IV drug users and irresponsible diabetics after use.
Friend: "Hey i'm going skating today at Wells Fargo."
Me: "Careful around there, lots of urban scorpions. Don't fall and get stung."
Friend: "Dude I have Hep C anyway no worries fam"
Me: "Careful around there, lots of urban scorpions. Don't fall and get stung."
Friend: "Dude I have Hep C anyway no worries fam"
by dopelesshopefiend August 27, 2017

by drowningtoaster July 3, 2021

Ninja Meerkats is a series of fictional books written by Gareth P. Jones and illustrated by Luke Finlayson and Domingos Aquino. The series began in 2011 and is still ongoing, with a ninth volume set to release mid-2013. The books are based on a group of four kung fu fighting meerkats, dubbed The Clan of the Scorpion, and their missions to foil the evil plans of their human enemy, the Ringmaster, and his minions.
by BekklySoup December 18, 2017

by Big Daddy Payne April 7, 2023

A means of compounding a person's suffering or humiliation whereby, when they are at their very lowest point, you throw scorpions on them.
"I've lost my job, my wife's left me, my kids think I'm a loser and I don't know if I can take life any more."
"SCORPION TOSS!"
"Oh Christ! Why did you do that? Aaaarghh!"
"SCORPION TOSS!"
"Oh Christ! Why did you do that? Aaaarghh!"
by HonestTom October 25, 2009

by UrbanUploader May 25, 2015
