Someone sitting on your lap while you evacuate your bowels.
Variations include Santa Steamer with a Present which is having sex with someone in your lap while you take a shit.
Variations include Santa Steamer with a Present which is having sex with someone in your lap while you take a shit.
by core memory dump September 14, 2016
Get the Santa Steamermug. You're a santa denier!? Let me guess, you think the parents deliver the presents??? You must be insane.
by squidb_ll December 4, 2020
Get the santa deniermug. Bobs: "How was shopping on Black Friday?"
Kyle: "It was cool. I played Walmart Santa, and a woman chased after me when she found the acorn I left in her cart."
Kyle: "It was cool. I played Walmart Santa, and a woman chased after me when she found the acorn I left in her cart."
by Sparkyb9875 December 16, 2008
Get the Walmart Santamug. Another version of Attack On Titan, but better! Titan santa and his giant reindeer are out killing humans for eating his cookies.
Santa Titan: YOU ATE MY COOKIES!
Armin: No! I didn't eat your cookies!
Santa Titan: WHO DID THEN?
Reindeer Titan: Yum! *Eats some*
There is Attack On Santa!
Armin: No! I didn't eat your cookies!
Santa Titan: WHO DID THEN?
Reindeer Titan: Yum! *Eats some*
There is Attack On Santa!
by Kitty_Sama April 14, 2017
Get the Attack On Santamug. When an uncle or other relative gets drunk on Southern Comfort, dresses up like Santa and proceeds to punch the clown until he empties his sack all over a tree he dragged into the trailer. This has been known to take place any time of year.
Skeeter: Dang son, uncle Cletus done put on his uniform again. Is it July 4th already?
Mudd: Naw peckerhead it's October. Grab the camcorder Skeet we bout ta witness us an Alabama Santa. Ima post it on my facebook. It'll be a real online hootenanny.
Skeeter: Be careful man I got done banned for posting up me and my cousin Trixie doin a Minnesota Manicure on aunt Ginnys timeline.
Mudd: Naw peckerhead it's October. Grab the camcorder Skeet we bout ta witness us an Alabama Santa. Ima post it on my facebook. It'll be a real online hootenanny.
Skeeter: Be careful man I got done banned for posting up me and my cousin Trixie doin a Minnesota Manicure on aunt Ginnys timeline.
by geederd December 12, 2021
Get the Alabama Santamug. An event where a whole bunch of obnoxious white people come from Long Island and CT to the big apple, dress like skanks and douche bags and get drunk.
by BRONXAlpaca December 10, 2016
Get the Santa conmug. A surprise fingerbanging delivery up a slut's cunt or pooper, particularly when the bitch is passed out or asleep.
by assymouth September 16, 2009
Get the stinkfinger santamug.