Mud otter

When you take a slimy shit that slides right out of you.

Guy 1: We need to go.

Guy 2: Hold on. I need to go drop some dumpage.

Guy 1: We're already late!

Guy 2: Don't worry. It'll go fast, it's a mud otter.

by Look at me I'm Sandra D February 27, 2016

Otter way

A joke people use when they see otters rise from the sea and cross the street.

Steve: Look at that otter he is going the otter way other the street
Joe: You otter be proud of yourself

by editing stuff November 06, 2020

The Otter Empire

An Empire of a variety otter but mainly River Otters, there army is composed of the Navy,(Sea Otters)The Air force(Gliding Otters TM all rights reserved)The Military(The River Otters as the tanks, and the smaller otters as the army men) There favorite food is seafood and sushi. There favorite drink is wayl!fe chocolate milk. There empire stretches over 500 rivers, a quarter of the Pacific and Atlantic Ocean, and half of the Indian Ocean. Allies are the Harold Army TOP SECRET FILE: CLASSIFIED. Secret Weapons = A variety of nuclear missiles, Tanks made of titanium, and flamethrowers.

The Otter Empire took over my river today.
The Otter Empire destroyed a my submarine 2 weeks ago.

by The Harold Army April 18, 2019

Otter Burn

The brush burn you get during sex with an "otter", caused by his beard/stubble.

"What's that redness?"

"Oh, Nathan gave me otter burn last night, he really needs to shave!"

by Blue9Eyes9 August 24, 2013

Otter Sharted

When an Otter tried to fart but Shatted itself in the process

DAMN! THAT OTTER SHARTED IN THE OCEAN

by OtterMerps February 24, 2021

Fat otter

A word that stands for a boy/man who is extremely hot. So hot that you stumble in the doorstep when looking at him

Antonym for fat otter: skinny whaleross

Omg!! Look at the fat otter over there

Look at her boyfriend, he's such a fat otter.

by Anonymousgentleman123 October 14, 2019

Talking otters

A code used by people who do drugs usually psychedelics or common weed, that means I'm (or s/he's) on LSD or other drugs (commonly referred to as tripping)

Yo dude, don't yell at him or say anything bad, he's talking otters.

by Esghedes June 27, 2018