Pussy omelette

An omelette made in a woman's vagina using as many eggs as can fit, with a man's cum as a replacement for milk.

We made a pussy omelette last night, it was incredible.

by Eggy Bread 69 July 30, 2023

maduka hitler batter omelette

What the fuck

(says with rizz) Seriously. Maduka hitler batter omelette. That was seriously fucked up. Wanna kiss?

by Buldge man Suprememe June 24, 2024

stomach omelette

A spew, usually with a high volume of carrots and corn.

After consuming a number of Vodka Cruisers, Kelly left the discotech and poured a big stomach omelette onto the foot path.

by sd;lfkjsd;lfkj August 16, 2017

bacon omelette

When a pig cums in a frying with an egg and the jizz ege mixture is fried in vegetable oil

Hey Max? What what do you want to eat for breakfast?

A bacon omelette!

by gargantuanD June 24, 2022

Caviar Omelette

A violent Creampie. That’s it.

Aye bro, we went back to her place and I gave her a caviar omelette.

by DanoDaMano September 4, 2022

Dirty Omelette

When you take a shit them flatten it out and fold it like an omelette and beat off with it.

Dude:Bro I can’t find my pocket pussy and my girls away on vacation!

Bro: Dude just make a Dirty Omelette.

by Making it clap January 4, 2018

dropped an omelette

Awkwardly telling your ex-wife about a stupid & minor domestic problem.

"So I was trying to tell Francie about how gassy the dog's been recently and man, I really dropped an omelette there."

by lowandlazy December 16, 2008