Iranian Omelette

The act of inserting an egg into one’s rear end and cracking it with your sphincter muscle, allowing the yolk to run into a persons mouth.

Hey honey! Let’s try the Iranian omelette!

by Don’ttouchmethere69 January 20, 2022

bacon omelette

When a pig cums in a frying with an egg and the jizz ege mixture is fried in vegetable oil

Hey Max? What what do you want to eat for breakfast?

A bacon omelette!

by gargantuanD June 25, 2022

Pussy omelette

An omelette made in a woman's vagina using as many eggs as can fit, with a man's cum as a replacement for milk.

We made a pussy omelette last night, it was incredible.

by Eggy Bread 69 July 30, 2023

ear omelette

When one cums in the ear and folds over the flap

She forgot to make me breakfast so I gave her an ear omelette

by mikerowcock October 21, 2023

omelette without eggs

is a meal cooked the same way as omelette, but without eggs

let's eat an omelette without eggs

by MICHELLEE42 May 05, 2023

Undercover Omelette

The stale leftovers after a gangbang at a furries party.

The stained seat on the bus had what appeared to be an undercover omelette

Jane was quite excited for this weekend's furries party, where she was known as the queen of the undercover omelette

by the wreckingball March 25, 2018

dropped an omelette

Awkwardly telling your ex-wife about a stupid & minor domestic problem.

"So I was trying to tell Francie about how gassy the dog's been recently and man, I really dropped an omelette there."

by lowandlazy December 05, 2008