Muck Rock

i. An autonomous animated lifeform, typically depicted visually, not limited to the third dimension, by the artist known as Jules Muck

Being blessed with a MUCK ROCK is nothing short of inherting a VAN GOGH.

by ALIVE ALIVE August 13, 2022

Rave muck

That mystery muck that you find caked on your pants and shoes after a good rave. Typically a dark red color.

Look at my fucking shoes! I saw Steve Aoki last night and my brand new Nikes are covered in rave muck!

by Xkrowcitats September 11, 2010

Muck Fuffin

Friendly way of saying Fuck Muffin. Formed by switching the m and the f. Used often as a substitute for the yelling "shit!"

John: Hey you're gf's breaking up with you.
Jack: Muck Fuffin!

by My Diablo Man January 14, 2011

Muck-Eyed

The state of intoxication that is considerably worse than drunk, smashed, blind, sloshed and hammed. For one to be muck eyed they need to have had consumed at least 10 alcoholic drinks within the hour and have to have a blood alcohol level of 0.12
There is some cases of people getting that Muck-eyed that they even put on a pair of shorts to continue drinking know as muck-shorts see muck-shorts

Bill was so Muck-Eyed he tried to punch on with his cat.

by Str8rippinpro September 28, 2012

muck booter

One who relocates from a rural to an urban environment in a misguided attempt to become more "civilized". The name is derived from that individual's inability to fully assimilate to their new environment, specifically in their ability to choose appropriate footwear for certain events.

Office Snob: OMG! Did you see what that Muck Booter in the office/cubicle down the hall was wearing today?

Liberal Yuppy: Yeah...unfortunately I'm not surprised. She is also the type of person that would name her dog after a gun.

by Lumberjack192 January 10, 2014

muck trail

When you jack off and the semen runs down your balls into your gooch/undercarriage area

Dude, I jacked off this morning laying on my back and instead of landing on my stomach, it just lazily rolled down my shaft down towards my bhole... it created quite the exhilarating muck trail

by Funky Wilkerbean January 4, 2017

muck fissoula

A play on the phrase "Fuck Missoula." Used mostly on t-shirts to insult the hippies, yuppies, and yippies from the city of Missoula Montana. Mostly used by the students of Montana State University towards the students the University of Montana.

"The t-shirt place won't make a shirt that says fuck on it. What should we do?"

"Put 'Muck Fissoula' on it."

by g-man January 18, 2005