Milton

A village containing the worst children in the uk, they hate surrounding areas like shipton as it holds disgusting human beings

I went to milton and saw people smoking weed

by Lemonbadger April 19, 2018

Milton

He's often hard to found a girl Who like him and he often living alone

Milton is ugly

by Blabläblablä October 13, 2017

Milton Gang

The hardest gang in the entire country of Canada.

yo fam the 12 tried to step to my ends but I shot them niggas up to hold down my ends milton gang nigga

by ritcha November 25, 2018

Humphrey Milton

Humphrey Milton is a loving and caring child. He is 3. He also thinks that he is a cat called whiskers

"Who is whiskers" Oh that's Humphrey Milton isn't he sweet.

by MilesMilton January 5, 2022

Milton's Law

Milton's Law
"Anything that can go wrong will go wrong, but only when Milton is watching."

Explanation:
Milton's Law posits that the presence of an observer named Milton—or someone who embodies Milton's unlucky aura—dramatically increases the probability of failure in any given scenario. This law suggests that even events with a low likelihood of error are susceptible to catastrophic outcomes when under Milton's watchful gaze.

Corollary to Murphy’s Law: While Murphy’s Law predicts failure as a general inevitability, Milton’s Law suggests failure is conditional, triggered specifically by Milton’s presence.

Applications:

1. Psychological Influence: Individuals may experience heightened anxiety or pressure when being observed, particularly by Milton, exacerbating the likelihood of mistakes.

2. Statistical Anomalies: Systems, machines, or processes appear to fail at an unreasonably high rate when Milton is nearby, regardless of prior reliability.

3. Practical Implications: Milton's Law serves as a humorous yet cautionary reminder of human fallibility under scrutiny. It is invoked to explain unexpected failures in otherwise routine tasks.

by Rampy9798 January 28, 2025

Moist Milton

You wet your big toe and stick it in somebody's ear. It's like a wet willy, but with your big toe.

I'm going to give you a moist milton later..

by i_love_rollerskating September 21, 2022

Milton

He will beat up your ass if you call him a Brawl Stars addict.

P.S: He is...

Boy: Is that a Milton?
Girl: I heard he punched the shit out of Caleb
Boy: Why?
Girl: He called him a tiger face

by obctisreal December 15, 2019