Boy oh boy where do I even begin Lebron honey my pookie bear I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes Your silky smooth touch around the rim and that gorgeous jumpshot I would do anything for you I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire You had a rough childhood but you never gave up hope You are even amazing off the court, youre a great husband and father sometimes I even call you dad I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face You have given me so much joy and heartbreak over the years I remember when you first left Cleveland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down my glorious king deserved it I just wanted you to return home Then alas you did my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced 2015 was a hard year for us baby but in 2016 you made history happen You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it I was crying bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words
"CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever but youve eternally changed my world And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat I love you pookie bear, my glorious king
"CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever but youve eternally changed my world And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat I love you pookie bear, my glorious king
by LebronGlazer2903 June 2, 2024
Get the LeBron Jamesmug. The Bronsexuals say he is the "Goat" when he's crys to the refs for a foul after he drives for a uncontested layup. 80% of the games he's right by the refs crying. He also is #1 in all time turnovers. Kyrie, Ray Allen, and Anthony Davis saved his career. He carries annoying fans to whatever team he goes to.
by Non- Bronsexual March 17, 2021
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Scottie Pippen: MJ, how are you doing?
Michael Jordan: I’m sad
Scottie Pippen: why?
Michael Jordan: because I just figured out that I am a bum and all of my money either went up my nose in powder form, or was lost in the casino. I’ll never be like Lebron James (🐐)
Scottie Pippen: Stop it, get some help
Michael Jordan: I’m sad
Scottie Pippen: why?
Michael Jordan: because I just figured out that I am a bum and all of my money either went up my nose in powder form, or was lost in the casino. I’ll never be like Lebron James (🐐)
Scottie Pippen: Stop it, get some help
by Certified Lebonbon glazemaster March 18, 2025
Get the Lebron Jamesmug. A LeBron James is to leave your team and later comeback to the team and be the first team to comeback from a 3-1 lead in the finals against a 73-9 win team.
Lebron: CLEEVEELAND!!!!! THIS IS FOR YOU!!!!!
Kevin Durant: Hsss Hsss Hsss🐍
Lebron: im LeBron James! yall ainte reachin nothin without me!
Kevin Durant: Hsss Hsss Hsss🐍
Lebron: im LeBron James! yall ainte reachin nothin without me!
by Tortulo September 29, 2017
Get the LeBron Jamesmug. LeBron James's unparalleled achievements on the basketball court, coupled with his profound impact off it, position him as one of the most remarkable individuals in modern history. On the court, his sustained excellence is evident; at nearly 40, he continues to deliver career-high performances, leading the Los Angeles Lakers with impressive statistics. Off the court, his philanthropic endeavors, particularly in his hometown of Akron, Ohio, have transformed countless lives. The LeBron James Family Foundation's initiatives, including the I Promise School, exemplify his commitment to education and community upliftment. Furthermore, his personal resilience, notably supporting his son Bronny through a life-threatening health crisis, showcases his unwavering dedication to family. These facets of his life—athletic prowess, philanthropy, and personal integrity—underscore why many regard LeBron James as one of the greatest humans to have ever lived.
Dude 1: "oh LeBron James, how do I begin your so glorious, your not on the same level as the rest of earth."
Dude 2: "bro stop glazing his Lemeat."
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Dude 2: "yeah, your right he's amazing. I think I've reached Lebronna
Dude 2: "bro stop glazing his Lemeat."
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Dude 2: "yeah, your right he's amazing. I think I've reached Lebronna
by Legoat!!! March 8, 2025
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