Welcome to QHHS, otherwise known as the 1960s! Located in the Antelope Valley, if you aren’t white, cisgender, straight, and interested in sports, then good fucking luck. People threaten to shoot up the school constantly. Also everyone acts like they’re better than everyone else, but in reality most kids here are going to live and die in the AV. Did you know the mascot used to be a confederate soldier? And that everything was themed to be extremely racist? You’ll feel incredibly uncomfortable whenever you see paint chip off the murals and find that the confederate flag is under them. Do you like theater? Well you’re gonna have to perform in a cafeteria that violates multiple OSHA codes. Do you like band? Well…have fun with the director. That’s all I’ll say. Do you have a history class? Well you’ll find them in the magical “village” which is only here because they have so many sports fields that they refused to take out in favor of classes, and thus you will have to make a journey comparable to the Oregon Trail just to do badly on a DBQ. Do you like watching people making out? Hope you do, because you’ll see ass-gripping and face-fucking every time you turn a corner. Oh, and the center of the school is the “big gym”. Walking in there will feel like you’re walking into a fucking bullfighting arena, but when you get there all you’ll get is a pep rally in which someone will probably fall over and get made fun of. Also, don’t use the girl’s bathrooms. Just trust me, don’t.
“Have you been to Quartz Hill High School?”
“Oh, the place that used to have conservative flags painted everywhere?”
“Yep!”
“Oh, the place that used to have conservative flags painted everywhere?”
“Yep!”
by The Ghost of the AV March 16, 2023
Get the Quartz Hill High Schoolmug. by Squid game November 5, 2021
Get the Forest Hills high schoolmug. Maple Hill High School is a school that's centered in the town, as residents call it, Castletucky (Aka Castleton). Students here flourish with the help of teachers and extra curricular activities. It'd be the best high school out there if only all the students in it didn't want to commit suicide. The amount of drug dealers keep everyone on their toes with the classic slutty middle schoolers and weird couples fucking behind the bleachers during pep rallys. There's plenty to do here as tea and drama erupts from all corners leaving no one safe. But hey, at least most of them are nice
Shane: "What are you doing later today?"
"I have to go to that shitty Maple Hill High School and get laid by a meth head senior"
"I have to go to that shitty Maple Hill High School and get laid by a meth head senior"
by Teenage Dream 42069 April 1, 2022
Get the Maple Hill High Schoolmug. Located in Glen Daniel, West Virginia. A shithole school with terrible sports teams. You need to use the bathroom? Be prepared to inhale every flavor juul pod you can imagine. Something on your mind about somebody? No need to say it to their face, just write it on the bathroom stalls.
Person 1: Let me waterfall your monster
Person 2: No.
Person 1: At least let me get your empty can when you’re done.
Person 1: Can you tell I have a dip in?
Person 2: You go to Trap Hill Middle School don’t you...
Person 2: No.
Person 1: At least let me get your empty can when you’re done.
Person 1: Can you tell I have a dip in?
Person 2: You go to Trap Hill Middle School don’t you...
by Redneck Shit March 14, 2019
Get the Trap Hill Middle Schoolmug. by I lovee youuu November 13, 2021
Get the Bunker Hill Middle Schoolmug. by bigasdictionary December 28, 2021
Get the Rocky Hill Middle Schoolmug. A wild place in Eastern Kansas where you can see the basic white girl in her natural habitat. Where all the girls think they're country because they think Sam Hunt and Thomas Rhett are hot. A place where more white people say the n word in an hour than Samuel L Jackson did in Pulp Fiction. A place where vapers think they run the school. Where boys vandalize the bathroom because they think it's funny.
Man 1: Why's the bathroom locked?
Man 2: Some dumbass from Spring Hill tried to take the mirror off the wall.
Man 1: What an idiot.
Man 1: I smell cotton candy! There must be a fair nearby!
Man 2: No, that's just the douches at Spring Hill High School who think it's cool to vape.
Man 1: What a bunch of assholes.
Man 2: Some dumbass from Spring Hill tried to take the mirror off the wall.
Man 1: What an idiot.
Man 1: I smell cotton candy! There must be a fair nearby!
Man 2: No, that's just the douches at Spring Hill High School who think it's cool to vape.
Man 1: What a bunch of assholes.
by Timmy Shea November 26, 2019
Get the Spring Hill High Schoolmug.