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Generally for the female sex. A "front wedgie." Not to be confused with the well known term, "camel toe." A Herman is not a visual thing, it's a feeling.
by Nicky55 February 20, 2024
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Sometimes nicknamed "Hermie", this is an example of someone who has a micropenis. Sometimes it is a nickname for a micropenis itself. People nicknamed "Hermie" usually have the smallest penis because they want to disassociate from the nickname for a micropenis. Hermie's are also obese, repulsive, and will always be single. Most of them HATE when they are called Herman instead of hermie.
Guy: Your name sucks, Herman.
Herman: IT'S HERMIE!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!
Girl: Your penis is a Herman
Guy: I assume that means small?
Girl: Yes
Herman: IT'S HERMIE!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!
Girl: Your penis is a Herman
Guy: I assume that means small?
Girl: Yes
by CallusIsHere March 12, 2022
Sometimes nicknamed "Hermie", this is an example of someone who has a micropenis. Sometimes it is a nickname for a micropenis itself. People nicknamed "Hermie" usually have the smallest penis because they want to disassociate from the nickname for a micropenis. Hermie's are also obese, repulsive, and will always be single. Most of them HATE when they are called Herman instead of hermie.
Guy: Your name sucks, Herman.
Herman: IT'S HERMIE!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!
Girl: Your penis is a Herman
Guy: I assume that means small?
Girl: Yes
Herman: IT'S HERMIE!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!
Girl: Your penis is a Herman
Guy: I assume that means small?
Girl: Yes
by CallusIsHere March 12, 2022
How about you, Herman?
by arvidthelegend27 April 27, 2017
A sexy individual, a great footballer has 100 ballon Dor’s to his name shags any bird he wants anytime he wants need I say more it just doesn’t get any better then him does it.
Girl: Who’s that man over then he’s made my minge wet just but looking at him.
Other girl: that’s Herman babe you’ve gotta wait in line to talk to him.
Other girl: that’s Herman babe you’ve gotta wait in line to talk to him.
by Sophie133822 November 23, 2021