Astrid Haven is a cult rock band from North Carolina. While the music may be explicit what comes with the band is something that can never be destroyed, family. A family that no matter how hard All Is Vanity (AIV, the piece of crap band that was formed by ex-members of Astrid Haven who need to grow up and stop their stupid, pointless bickering) tries can never be seperated. Astrid Haven has been reworked from the ground up, a rebirth. And just to make things clear, Astrid manipulates no one, he simply entertains people.
There is no example for Astrid Haven.
by ArtemisRaine October 17, 2006
A town full of skalliwags and bitties that will fuck your dick for a penny on the dollar. Also many people out of work that are always open to 'souping up your car with old 87 Astro parts' and still have no idea about the moon landing.
Joey - These York Haven nigga's be dirty.
Bob - The one dude said he'd fix my whipski.
Joey - This bittie gave me a reach around.
Tom - Fuck yeah.
Bob - The one dude said he'd fix my whipski.
Joey - This bittie gave me a reach around.
Tom - Fuck yeah.
by Wizzkidd February 26, 2009
A shitty online game that is in alpha form. The graphics suck, the gameplay sucks, and it's overall a shitty game, But it's free! So a lot of poor fucks will be playing it.
Haven and Hearth fails
by rodneyalcala June 04, 2010
Tax haven is a country in which big companies like Facobook or Microsoft or any other business giant deposite their profit for tiny prices to avoid taxes, whereas you work your ass off to revive the economy.
by oudaday August 15, 2016
by bill jokwell October 24, 2007
When you can't decide whether to say "have a nice one" or "have a good day" so your brain makes you say both.
by 2.4braincell April 24, 2021
usually when you're a teenager in a room by yourself while your parents are home and you're and watching a show on tv and it comes to an intimate/sexual scene, you put your finger on the previous channel button also known as the safe haven button that should send you to a sports channel that will make your parents think thats what you were watching the entire time
i flipped on the tv last night while friday night lights was on and the part where don billingsley was getting it on with a girl and my mom walked in, luckily i had my finger on the safe haven button and it was set to ESPN
by mbroooo12345 September 23, 2007