bitumen cowboy

Derogative term used to describe a sub class of vehicle owner in Australia.Commonly recognized as driving a ute or 4WD with huge bull bar,Kenworth mud flaps,CB antenna that could touch the sky,with RM Williams and Bundy Rum stickers covering every square inch of paint work.Driver usually aged between 17-30 and wears a cowboy hat even though he has never been near a horse.An essentially urban red neck,he breathes country living even though he would never dream of taking his vehicle off the road for fear of getting it dirty.

"Good luck trying to trade in your ute with all that crap stuck to it,you stupid bitumen cowboy"

by drongo September 5, 2006

coattail cowboy

One who excels at the act of coattailing. A professional coattailer.

After my presentation, the coattail cowboy was trying to take credit for my work.

by MowMow February 3, 2015

cowboy hanky

the act of using your forefinger to block one nostril while blowing forcefully through the other nostril to remove all kinds of crap that collects.

His parents were relentless in their efforts to make their son the ultimate outdoorsman. He just wanted to dance; the only thing that gave him satisfaction was blowing a cowboy hanky on every hike because it made his mother break out in a rash.

by sanduski June 10, 2009

crane cowboy

A person that has the skills to pay the bills when it comes to heavy lifting and shady rigging principles. This person has the shadiest rigging technique and can sneak it by an osha inspector and usually wears a cowboy hat hard hat.

That Larry is a serious crane cowboy when it comes to gettin shit done, all he needs now is a mic ultra and his horse

by TyroneJefferson February 22, 2021

Smoking Cowboy

When you put the butt of a cigarette in your urethra and a little cowboy hat on the head of your penis and flex your penis to exhale smoke from your urethra.

Damn Dave I could really rip off the drawers and go for a smoking cowboy if you have a cigarette on hand.

by PinkVaquero July 29, 2019

Russian cowboy

When a female is bent over the toilet throwing up, a gentlemen puts his genitals into her

I Russian cowboy' d the shit out of her!

by Bloodymary12 March 20, 2017

cowboy clan

An online group of retards who'd like to be cool, but in reality just sit around posting memes and insulting eachother. This group tends to have many inside jokes and will turn on eachother at moments notice.

Dude: what the fuck is this place

Cowboy1: wtf ^

Cowboy2: shut up

Cowboy3: posts meme
Dude: Oh shit its a cowboy clan

by Anarchist Superstar August 10, 2019