When you and your boys oil up each other’s assholes and see who can last the longest before wiping it off!
by Turbonutchuk June 09, 2025
When two or more people compare and argue about who has had a harder life, thinking they somehow can win at being a loser.
Person A: "My dad beat me when I was a kid."
Person B: "At least your dad was around."
Person A: "Dude, this isn't some kind of...drowning contest. We've all had hardships."
Person B: "At least your dad was around."
Person A: "Dude, this isn't some kind of...drowning contest. We've all had hardships."
by PaleteroJ December 24, 2014
A rigged song contest containing all countries that have an EBU license (with a few exemptions) This contest is normally won by ballads. Ireland and Sweden are tied with the most wins as Sweden is in its ESC golden era. Ukraine is on the rise, they have taken part since 2003 with 3 wins.
Oh, are you watching the Eurovision Song Contest tonight?
No, we all know who will win anyway. Sweden, right?
No, we all know who will win anyway. Sweden, right?
by tt.slays.at.definitions October 21, 2023
by Scrilla757 September 07, 2011
A betting pool to determine which sailor can bring the ugliest woman back to the ship to be judged by the Officer of the Day (OOD).
by Mackinaw83 February 26, 2017
Sleeping contest when you vs someone to see who can sleep the longest the win is always 100% the female
by Bing bing bong bong November 07, 2020
by smegwich February 26, 2023