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Irish Clog

The act of clogging a toilet and then leaving the facility without fixing the issue or notifying the appropriate parties.
Sully: “What should we do for dinner tonight? How about Applebees?”

Rodge: “Can’t do it.”

Sully: “You don’t like Applebees???”

Ridge: “Oh, I love Applebees. I just can’t go back because I hit them with an Irish Clog last Thursday.”
by redmiked October 26, 2024
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Clog

The misspelled version of vlog, clog is a superior spelling of the word to show one’s literary knowledge yet is commonly mocked as being a misspelling.
“Welcome to my tasting clog, today we’ll be tasting and grading Walmart popsicles

Person A- “Clog isn’t a word you can’t use it in scrabble”
Person B- “You have just revealed you’re own literary incompetence Person A”
by DrunkSnail September 30, 2022
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Clogging the airwaves

Person or a group of persons who never shuts the fuck up, especially at work when more important things should/can be discussed or it’s time to focus in silence. similar to Horsing around.
Worker 2: “her der der did you see what happened over there hehe hoo ha oh look what that guy just did haha oh oops my leg feels weird now i’m hungry-“

Worker 1: “James, shut the fuck and quit clogging the airwaves.”
by smokey diesel February 16, 2023
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clinky clogs

by higstudios January 20, 2025
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Clogged Motorboat

The act of motorboating breasts while having a runny nose, coating the breasts with snot.
Yo, he did a clogged Motorboat on me. Now i have to take a shower.
by Brrrr September 30, 2022
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Cowboy Clogs

Those dam suede high heel boot things that Chelsea's wear
DAAMM Chelsea back at it again with dem Cowboy Clogs
by Big Daddy Walrus October 26, 2018
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the sharbot clog

A man's that is so backed up in cum he's just fully clogged lives on shorbot, not to be confused with sherbert ice cream.

There's only 1 way to release a sharbot clogg.

Step 1- get into a wall squat position and just go crazy on your cocktail weiner. And make that manoayse SPRAY.

STEP 2- REPEAT STEP 1
Zack so backed up he's got "the sharbot clog"

Give him some fresh butter and a wall to jerk off against and boom he can finally sleep.

He tried to keep them kids alive but they had to go.... down the air vents to be exact.
by Currently fucking a man October 23, 2024
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