Finger Clogging

The act of inserting a finger into an anus as to prevent the passing of a bowel movement.

Chris had to poop so badly during the video game LAN party that Allen had to finger clog him for about an hour just to make sure he could beat the boss. I can't believe he was finger clogging him for that long... What a guy... I'll have to invite him to my next LAN party.

by someunicornwizardcat August 8, 2024

Im gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

You: Ight lad Im gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 9, 2024

Clog

When you have no money for fast food Delievery to your door and you utilise overdrawing your bank account

Just clog it and enjoy the dinner

by Mr Bertha December 15, 2022

ur dog likes the clog

Insinuates you dog is gay

Bobby-ur mum gay lol
Charlie-ur dog likes the clog
Dog wails and demonic sounds in the distance as all dogs are dragged into hell

by Agiantbraintumor May 15, 2018

Clog

To fill a location with a large group of people, usually of the same friend group.

Mark: “Are we going to the bars tonight?”
Max: “Yeah we should clog that bar on 6th street.”

by Poopoopoo45 November 4, 2021

Clogged Chute

a woman's vagina after it has been filled and stuffed with a cummy dick.

Damn our language arts teacher is about to have a clogged chute!

by Hunter Negger February 5, 2009

dumb clogs

The opposite of clever clogs. Frequently used as a comeback from being called a clever clogs.

Alec: You're a clever clogs aren't you then?

Sebastian: Well aren't you a dumb clogs?

by fghd123 December 3, 2017