Bryan

Short stubby little asshole, One who will stab you in the back then ask you why your bleeding. A snake in the grass . AKA. HOT WHEELS.

Why are you crying? Stop being such a Bryan.

by Hotwheelzruss May 30, 2016

Bryan

He is a man to break your heart and leave you for someone a lot uglier like a lizard. He is very smart but doesn’t use his head in stead he uses he penis and butt to tell him what to do. Is a great friend will always have your back but he smokes to much and he goes behind his moms back a lot.

Bryan crashes cars and smokes.

by Ttddoogg October 18, 2018

bryan

he likes my handshake

Bryan: your girlfriend has a good handshake, son
Ethyn: uhhh thanks

by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 3, 2019

Bryan

A person who loves hot gay sex with a partner. Usually not gay themselves.

“Jack was such a Bryan with Denni last night”

by GaySonicFanFics July 18, 2018

Bryan

Stupid bum who is childish and immature

1.Bryan is so childish. 2.Nobody likes a bryan

by Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiii bOiiiiiiiiii May 9, 2019

Bryan

absolutely the worst at Rocket League, cant do shit but take your boost and bump you

how can you be so fucking bad???
at least im better than Bryan

by jejqjangnejskanfnfjsnfnfjsnd September 24, 2020

Bryan

A Bryan is a fat piece of shit that likes to eat everything he sees but when ever it comes to eating a girl out he is a pussy. Normally likes girls that look like Dora and like DBZ. A Bryan will ask like a tough guy but his only move is to sit on people.

Bryan likes eating food and plays ps4 all day. Has no girlfriend and can’t lose 1 pound.

by 696969man April 13, 2019