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Tooth Fairy

As your lady is brushing her teeth and leans over the sink to spit, run in and pull down her pants to fuck her from behind. Your choice of hole.
Man I gave my wife one hell of a tooth fairy last night, boy was she surprised when I put it in her poop shoot.

As I leaned over to spit out toothpaste, I came from the Tooth Fairy.
by Mr. and Mrs. Milkbone November 1, 2010
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Bucket Tooth

Stands for someone who has a Snaggle Tooth but that one single tooth has seperate teeth on it. This causes the tooth to resemble a bucket on a back hoe, therefore calling it a bucket tooth.
"I was scared for my life when that bitch almost crushed me with her Bucket Tooth!"
by Skizzle Matizzle January 10, 2006
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Red Tooth

when you are eating a girl out, and her bloody tampon ends up in your mouth, from vigerous eating out.
Roberto: what did you do last night?
Carmelo: i got a red tooth
by hugeeeeeeweeeeinnerrrr November 26, 2009
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saber-tooth

A woman over the age of 65 who targets men at least 20 years her junior to date. Similar to a cougar but over the age of 65. Since saber-tooth tigers are extinct, it ties into the fact that these women are much older and near extinction themselves.
Girl 1: "Check out the geezer on that hot guy!"
Girl 2: "Oh yea, she's a total saber-tooth."
by Scottie J + Road dog April 1, 2009
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Slut Tooth

When a girls front teeth are slightly behind her canines.
by squal_al August 17, 2006
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Zip Tooth

A condition which occurs as a result of getting one's teeth caught in the zipper of a blow job recipient's pants.
Have you seen Lauren's teeth? She said her goat kicked her in the mouth but I think it's a major case of the zip tooth.
by Chuck Bucket February 8, 2005
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