texan toquito

When you are being sexual. You pull out dab some hot sauce on it. And continue handeling your business and hold on.

I did a new move last night. Called the Texan toquito

by Sir rocardo June 14, 2018

Texan oil rig

The act of ejaculating into ones anus, shitting it out, and eating the shit.

Things got wild when we did the Texan Oil Rig last night

by xxxbigblackniggaballshd October 4, 2020

Texan smile

Is a kind of self satisfied expression or smile with a purpose of wealth or profit thinking

He had his texan smile on the face! I hate it.

by semenenvic November 11, 2017

Texan Skull Crushing

When 3 or more nice looking women face sit one dude at once typically the result of a bet. Either that or the dude is restrained or blindfolded.

Dude 1: I had no idea your two sisters and your girlfriend stuck with bets that strictly!
Dude 2: Oh?
Dude 1: Yeah! I never realized how akward Texan Skull Crushing is!
Dude 2: YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BOY!
Alternate context:
Dude: What where am I? I can't move or see!
Sister 1: Take the blindfold off of him!
Dude: Why are you naked exactly!?
Sister 2: have you ever heard of Texan Skull Crushing?
GF: Hope you like the booty

by Nman1103 September 27, 2017

Texan cumshake

When you ejaculate into a females vagina and suck the semen out and mix it with some ice cream make from human titty milk and blending it together to share amongst your freinds as a "milkshake"

This Texan cumshake is gonna be good!

by I'm number jaun August 8, 2022

Mckinney Texan

a town in Texas full of curly haired, stuck up, middle class, white kid wanna be gangsters that have the iq of their own shoe size. they always feel the need to be on top of everything and will blow up any situation up using “wanna fight” as a defense mechanism.

“what?? you’re a McKinney Texan?”
*feels threatened* “you got a problem?” “wanna fight? “do we need to fight?”

by Mckinneyangerissuesorg December 29, 2020

Texan cumshake

When you ejaculate in a female as a male and sick the semen out and adding some ice cream made from titty milk and blending it up together making a cum flavored milkshake ot share amongst your freinds

M, m, m! This Texan cumshake is good!

by I'm number jaun August 8, 2022