You find an uncircumcised Texan, (preferably be Texan yourself) then pull their pants down and start suckling with your teeth until you peel the skin off by grinding your teeth on it like a banana peel.
by newyorker51 October 14, 2023
Ray: Please don't Texan Tussler me! I just bought this sleeping bag!
Daniel: You may resist, but we are stronger.
Daniel: You may resist, but we are stronger.
by Derkaiser91 March 21, 2016
Their partner inserts a catheter into their mans urethra and inflates it, then they yank it out like starting a lawnmower.
I was talkin to John the other day and he had some heartbreaking news, he can't have children anymore because he had a Texan Deadlift.
by SIGMA ENIGMA October 08, 2024
I was in a rush getting out of the house yesterday but I was starving, horny and had to take a big wet shit so I asked her for a quick Dirty Texan for the sake of time.
by phiish_stiicks May 12, 2023
A whole bunch of Texans drive their fancy-schmancy trucks to a big party, ending in a line dance where they drive their trucks and dance in the beds rather than simply dance in lines.
Yeah, old Billy there really had a ball at that Texan Silverado last night... He was dancing all over the place!
by Star Cadet February 21, 2019
The kind of person who wears cowboy hats and boots, has an open carry license, and knows only two things that come from Italy: Pasta and Firearms.
Girl 1: Hey did you see that guy who walked up to me?
Girl 2: The one with the cowboy hat? He was a true texan alright.
Girl 2: The one with the cowboy hat? He was a true texan alright.
by My Snake is Solid April 17, 2019
Getting a slblowie from a chick with a dip in, the jizz and dip spit is then deposited into a cup and chugged.
by Metatrøn September 20, 2019