spider twerk

the act of twerking with your feet on the wall and your hands on the ground.

Barb: Hey Zoey do you want to see me twerk?

Zoey: Haha that is lame compared to spider twerking.

by glutenfreepizza January 05, 2014

Spider roach

A man who’s name is usually Miguel.

Man who is obsessed with dead creatures, and is usually emo.

“Oh my god, I saw Spider Roach and his odd dead friends”

by Gay fruit April 06, 2023

Spider Paw

When a person cups the male genitalia with their hand, massaging the genitalia with their fingers mimicking the movements of a spiders legs.

Tina placed her hands down Travis's pants, grabbed his junk giving him some spider paw.

by ROBO113 March 14, 2014

Spiders Nightclub

spiders nightclub: the epicenter of saturday night amnesia! a dungeon of air guitarring and lechery.

"mate! its me! from last week at spiders! dont you remember? you talked to me for ages about lego hands!"

" not a clue mate i was fucking wasted!"

--

"spiders nightclub is well good!"

by gldcraig April 10, 2008

Clock Spider

A spider the size of a large wall clock and the lord of all spiders. Clock spider demands to be worshipped. All shall fear it.

Clock Spider laughs at the fool who thinks it eats clocks.

by Saiyara August 16, 2003

Spider Webb

Spider Webb, also known as Rhys Webb is hailed as one of the five saviours of punk! Spider Webb is the keyboardist/synthesizer from british band the horrors, he's stage presence is never ignored nor is his performance forgotten!

Being a horror he is known for his fantastic unique personal style, he comes bearing skinny skinny skinny jeans, vest, blazers, berets, his famous bowl cut hair and all things black

He is also in his own group "Spider and the flies"

Who's the horrors keyboardist?

Why, it's Spider Webb!

by winning days January 26, 2009

Angry Spider

1. Originally heard on 101.1 WRIF in Detroit on the Drew & Mike morning show circa 1998-99 said by Mike Clark. Used in the reference to an inflamed, swollen, or sore rectum.

2. The act of sticking ones thumb up their own or a lucky recipients anus and then groping with the same hand towards the genitalia.

1.Oh my god my roids are flaring up, I have one angry spider!

2.She was a freak, she bruised my bag when she gave me the ol' angry spider!

by joepappy75 December 11, 2009