Pube rash

When grinding so hard during sex that one or both partners get a red, inflamed and irritable rash from the other person's pubes. This is especially painful if one of the partners recently shaved. Pube rash was originally coined by Eltrombopag in early 2011.

Grogan: Hondah rode me so hard last night and now I have this rash...
Dr. Danny: Yeah dude, that's pube rash...Next time just give her an eye closer

Gavon mounted Gason dry and raw last night and now Gason has a savage pube rash and needed to be treated at the local clinic.

by Owl Manning March 9, 2011

Picking Pubes

An expression associated with boredom, passing time, doing nothing, and procrastination.

CJ: Welp, I guess ill just go back to picking pubes since you guys don't want to play anything.

Blake: What?

by mpezent July 16, 2019

Pube Knoose

When your freakishly long pubic hairs form a knoose around your penis. Which leads you to attempt to free yourself of the uncomfortable pulling it causes when you walk.

Ahh! this pube knoose is a bitch! I wish i could untangle myself, i guess i'll wait til church is over.

by AnthonyBiatch March 31, 2010

Pube-ghost

A person who randomly places pubic hairs around a house of a person who does not have pubic hair.

I can't wait to pube-ghost Sally now that she had laser hair removal.

by Sisnarf June 2, 2019

Rocket Pube

A pubic hair that appears on a shower wall above the normal groin height. It is said that these pubes shoot off a nutsack and land at shoulder height or higher.

The rocket pube was at eye level. That must be a record.

by GadgetHog April 30, 2009

flounder pubes

when you got so many thick and curly pubes that it looks like you have buckwheat in a leg lock.

i been taking that propecia so long that i grown some muff in my place, i think edward scissor hands could make a brontosaurus topiary out of it. looks like i got a case of the FLOUNDER PUBES

OR

last time dirtwoman took off its moo-moo it looked down and said 'do what i got FLOUNDER PUBES'

OR

Harriet Brindle looked down and said "i have flounder pubes fire crotch"

by Brian Ezell July 23, 2008

Pube Lube

Any of a variety of ludicrously overhyped jams, jellies, oils, creams, lotions, liniments, or dressings designed to lubricate and "enhance" the alleged pleasure of sexual intercourse. Currently being marketed with increasing specificity, e.g., fruit-flavored, glow-in-the-dark, his-and-hers, just for transgendereds, etc.

Jar, bottle, or tube - go buy our pube lube!

by Inga Lishlova June 29, 2008